Calling All Older Women Enjoyers!....TWO
have you ever seen a 35-year-old with no kids and no panache described as a milf, and felt so personally offended you learned how to seed a bracket? then accidentally abandoned that bracket for six months right before the championship round, which haunted you and your mods every waking day? well, great news! 🫡 now you don't ever have to.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO! another competition to find the next ultimate fictional milf!
your submission via google form will be judged by the most learned of milf media connoisseurs (me and my gay friends).
the ULTIMATE MILF 2 criteria:
cannot be a contestant from the original ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. all contestants are listed here. however, if your submission didn't make it to the first bracket, feel free to submit them again!
must be 40 or older unless she’s a non-corporeal, ageless entity or some sort of robot. this is literally critical
must be fictional—aka “gerri kellman” not “j. smith-cameron”
can most definitely be trans!
does not need to have kids, but you will have to make a stronger argument for childless milves. i believe in your vision
Fill out the Google Form to submit your milf today!
