space walnut

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there