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1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

Sadly, the original post was deleted, but I found the tweet archived here.

Master’s Blessing was posted to deviantart on September 7, 2016.

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

And yep, I was exactly right for his motivations. The current Senior Designer and Project Lead for Dungeons and Dragons gave the most lukewarm criticism of the racism in the earliest versions of D&D, and Elon Musk threw a fit over it.

This man is so easily offended, it's ridiculous. This is what happens when you grow up the son of an emerald mine owner in apartheid South Africa and attend private schools that only allow white boys to attend.

Anyway, a short thread from bluesky as to why he probably can't buy Hasbro:

Bluesky thread by morsrattus:

1/7 I've seen some folks fearing that musk might actually be able to purchase Hasbro or D&D. Or laughing at how he'll do it. The thing is, the money isn't there to do it. He literally cannot.

Let's review this. First, there's not a buyout clause. He has to approach the board to make an offer.

2/7 He cannot afford any reasonable offer for Hasbro. If we look at their common stock, it currently is sitting at about $63.89 a share, or was when I checked this morning. There are 139.5 million total outstanding issued shares, for a market cap of 8.91 billion dollars.

3/7 "But what if he buys 50% plus a share?"

Well, that would be around 4.46 billion dollars, which he definitely hasn't got liquid and possibly does not have, period.

But also, it wouldn't get him the company. Hasbro has issued 139.5 million shares - but that's not all they have.

4/7 Hasbro is AUTHORIZED to issue up to 600 million shares, and even adding together stuff that is sitting around not trading, they've only issued around a third of that total per their last quarterly report.

Which means even if you bought all of it, they can issue enough to retain control.

5/7 It is quite literally not possible to force a hostile takeover of Hasbro…and that's assuming the stock price stayed where it was this morning. The moment you began mass buying you'd be driving the price up, but the math above assumes that magically doesn't happen and he still can't.

6/7 So, to be able to buy Hasbro he'd have to go directly to the board instead and convince them to sell. And the thing is? The CFO of Hasbro is a Paypal guy. It's in his corporate bio, even. It's why they hired him, or so they say. He knows and hates musk.

7/7 Could he try to make a deal for the D&D IP? Yes, possibly he could. Again, I don't see Hasbro going for it at anything like a price he could afford. He's too thirsty, they know what he's like, and the IP is worth more to them as finance ghouls to sit on and license out - just look at BG3 licensing.