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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

If the person in possession of my voodoo doll would PLEASE hug it

it hurts but whatever

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

Taylor Liked on 11/19/14

i cant believe this is real i never thought id be on the “taylor noticed” page ever

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

me

I just want to chase toddlers around a beautiful home in my socks while my wife makes coffee and feeds our dogs