ugly noises coming from the third floor

interviewer: “holy fuck you’re hired” 

“What do you mean the cast isn’t diverse?”

OBSCURE CARTOON INCREDIBLY EARNEST GAY SHIPPING = CHAOTIC GOOD

bully for me

Kera issue 38, November 2001

Tricko The Hateful, original founding member of the Tricklords, a Wisefool Clique Collective of some repute (for being fuckers). back in the seventies, Good Old Bad Old T.T.H had two of its wisdom-engorged head-tendrils sliced off in its sleep, by treacherous fellow trick-mongers. the reason for this mutiny is generally agreed to be Tricko’s controversial policies on fingers, toes and other digits. it looked to ban them outright from all club-owned property, and is suspected to have had a phalangelless hand in the creation of the Stubtypes, a homegrown faction originally meant to serve as lab assistants, or possibly surrogate children. Tricko is currently on display in the club smoking room, where the current roster of Tricklords regularly meet for a glass of tears and a spirited debate about the hot new magical techniques. every evening at 6 a mysterious vapour is pumped into the cage of energy that holds their former leader, who could easily escape but is actually living its dream lifestyle.