my empire of dirt

my buddy crent

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

Went to Goodsprings & the saloon legit has a dusty ass framed copy of Fallout New Vegas on the wall

incidentally did you guys ever see what duck dynasty looked like before they decided to start cosplaying as working class rural people:

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.