I've moved

i feel like everyone has kind of a “safe” album tht like always makes u feel better even when ur super super upset n im curious so rb this and put urs in the tags mine are ultraviolence by lana del rey and use your illusion II by gnr

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

a midsummer night’s meme

my name is Puck and wen its nite or faerie-kind is in a fite the humans run i shout wyth glee “lord what fools these mortals be”

This is somewhat reassuring

At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The guy was pointing at random folks around and saying to the girl, “I’d fight hit for him, I’d whoop him for you, I’d beat him for you.” She nods toward me and says “what about this dude behind you?”. I have my headphones in (without music) and I see the guy glance behind himself at me, make a face and look back to her. “Nah, girl, did you see his chest? He could probably knock me out with his pec, girl” Honestly it was a life changing event.

My boy a child again

I’m gonna flip my fucking lid.

omg did he die?!

holy fucking shit?????????

John Green, Tyler Oakly, Banksy, and Andrew Hussie are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

tag yourself im the cultural marxists