Said i had a dirty mouth.

  Considering how talented you are with your fingers, you definitely do need them. Because when I detox, I get kind of horny. But then again I’m usually horny, but hey at least it’s all for you! Since I no longer have a career as a model, I can’t have my own perfume line! Hey, mean.

Mhmm, I think you'd leave if I had my fingers cut off. I'm not complaining if you're horny all the time, we can use that to our advantage if you'd like, however I'm not sitting through Magic Mike or any other stripper movie. Fuck modelling, you look like a Victoria's secret model, I should know. It can be your own special scent, no other girl needs to wear it. Nah, sassy more like. Feeling very sassy today, not sure why.

  I assume that I wasn’t just laying on you for fun. Well, maybe for fun but not for anything innocent. I might try to suck the chocolate remains off of your fingers, but that’s about it. My cheerleader? I can live with that, Papi. Ew, let’s not have anyone throw up on me, okay.

You would assume right, it was a great dream. Phew what a relief, I need my fingers. Yes, I'm definitely rooting for you, but I'm not gonna wear a skirt or get pom poms. Why? I think it would really add to your perfume 'Dead Chicken'. We would be able to smell you coming before we see you.

  Don’t get sassy with me, Papi James. You’re the one that’s stuck with me laying on top of you, pouting and acting like a brat the entire time. I’m already starting to get a little bit anxious about this. I still have a chicken slaying agent to sick on you.

Hmph, fine. I don't mind you laying on top of me though, that sounds like the dream I had last night. I'll just feed you Oreos and hope that you don't bite my hand off. You can do it! GO JORDYN!!! See, I'm your cheerleader. Oh believe me, I know plenty of homeless guys who would do worse than throw up on you for a pack of cigarettes, so I'll just set them on her chicken slaying ass.

  I think I should be mildly disturbed that you just described deer as being very attractive. But I also that think that’s a good idea and would be a good animated skit.I think it will be hard to be a bitch after cuddles, chocolate and one direction.You will be crying with me, Papi, I’m gonna be a mess and ugh, it’s going to be so gross in general.

Well I'm not hiring any ugly deers for the main parts, plus deers are very beautiful creatures anyway. Mhmm, might even turn it into a graphic novel. Exactly, as much as I love one direction, I would sit through it for you to stop you being a bitch. Yay, I can't wait! Sounds like a lot of fun!

  I’m pretty sure anyone could write something better than the Notebook. Just as long as it’s two attractive white people, because everyone knows interracial couples are a thing of porn and not romance. I’ll force myself to be extra nice in order to get those Oreos. You try getting off the shit that I use, I’m going to be all sweaty, crying and just ugh. Not cute.

That's a very good point, though it's sold a few million copies, even my sister has it. Nah, I'm thinking more along the lines of two very attractive deer fall in love during a zombie apocalypse and it's a fight to stay alive and not get eaten by zombie bunny rabbits. Think it'll be a best seller easily, and it would even get movie rights. You better, or I'll have to resort to my secret weapon that no girl could ever resist, cuddles, chocolate and one direction, try and be a bitch after that, I think not. Fine, I'll give up Oreos, and then I can sweat and cry with you.

  I’ll let you wake up with me for as long as you want. It is corny… But it’s also a really sweet thing to say and it’s also very much you. A very you thing to say, because you’re kind of a corndog. I want to get sober, but it’s really hard and it really sucks. I’m going to be a bitch, and I’m going to be gross looking for a while.

That's a relief because I've been enjoying sleeping in your bed. A corndog? I think you're confusing me with Nicholas Sparks, because really, I bet I could write something to rival the Notebook. Well I'm going to help you, but it'll mean lots of staying in, cups of tea, watching movies and cuddling and the occasional Oreo if you're nice to me. And I'm going to stay with you, even if you are being bitch, and I doubt that you of all people could ever be gross looking.

  James, as much as you seem to try to put yourself down.  You’re amazing, you’re sexy, and yeah you’re dorky as hell. But you’re this guy that only comes around once in someone’s lifetime. I know it’s not a for life thing, but I kind of want to keep holding onto you as long as I can…. You will?

  Hell has to be freezing over then.

  Pfft, Anons. They’re so silly… Stuff… Saying stupid silly stuff.

  This one sounded concerned about you.

  Oh yeah? Dead chickens for everyone?

Exactly, it'll take the world by storm.

  Dead Chicken would sell out faster than Justin Bieber’s or One Direction’s perfume. It won’t smell like dead chicken, but it’ll look like it.

I think we're onto a winner with that idea, Chica.