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Humble Veggie Cottage
This is a very simple comforting recipe courtesy of Rachel Sears. Dan says it's been his favourite dinner in a very long time. And it's a great dish for people who are missing teeth. In a splosh of olive oil, fry: 1 finely chopped onion 3 carrots, chopped into very small pieces 1 clove of garlic When soft, add: 1 tin of lentils, drained When hot, add: A shake of instant gravy granules A splash of hot water Then do your own thing with the gravy granules and water until you are happy with the flavour and thickness of the sauce. Cook until everything is nicely soft. Spread the sauce across the bottom of a wide pie dish. At the same time as the above, boil: Approximately 4 medium sized potatoes Until they are very soft, then mash with: Milk Butter Salt Pepper A teaspoon of marmite A sprinkle of grated mature cheddar Spread the mash over the sauce and sprinkle with a little more cheese. Bake until the sauce is bubbling through the edges and the top is nicely browned. Humble, yummy, Sunday grub.
Lemony Chicken Pie
Big daughter is back! I made this tonight and it was truly delicious. Great with peas and a glass of white wine. Preheat the oven to 200 Celsius, gas mark 6. Boil: 800g potatoes Until they are soft and mashable. Season and mash as you like to. Mash in (if you are feeling indulgent): 1 tbsp grated parmesan Chop into small pieces: 4 chicken thighs (with fatty bits removed) Cover the chopped chicken with: 2 tbsp cornflour Put chicken aside. Fry for 3 minutes until soft: 2 leeks, sliced 2 cloves garlic, crushed Add the chicken pieces to the pan and fry for a few minutes. Then add: 200ml chicken stock Simmer for 10 minutes. Then take off the heat and stir in: 2 tbsp chopped parsley The zest from 1 lemon 2 tbsp low fat creme fraiche 1 tbsp wholegrain mustard (optional, I didn't add this because I don't like mustard) 1-2 tsp grated parmesan (optional for indulgence) Pour sauce into a pie dish that is the right size that it covers the bottom with a little depth. Cover with the mashed potato and texture with a fork. Bake for 35 minutes. Fresh and hearty. Perfect for a Saturday night in (well, that's when we had it!) Love from big daughter xx
So So Tasty Moroccan Fish Stew
This really is so delicious, so healthy, gorgeous with a bit of couscous.
Heat:
1 tbsp olive oil
Add:
1 large onion, thinly sliced
Cook, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes, or until the onion is translucent.
Add:
3 garlic cloves, crushed 2 tsp grated fresh ginger 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp turmeric 1 cinnamon stick
Cook for 2 minutes, stirring regularly. Then add:
A pinch of cayenne pepper 1 can chopped tomatoes A pinch of salt 250ml chicken/fish/vegetable stock
Cook, stirring frequently, for 10 minutes. Then add:
500g firm white fish fillets, cut into chunks
Simmer for 5 minutes, or until the fish is almost cooked through and tender. Add:
400g can of chickpeas, rinsed and drained 2 tsp honey
Cook for a further 2-3 minutes, season with salt and pepper. Garnish with:
Fresh coriander leaves Flaked almonds
So so tasty!!
Love, Big Daughter xxx
QUICK PIPERADE-FILLED MUSHROOMS
Dear Daughters and Sons,
Here's a quick and easy supper using big flat mushrooms, eggs, and bits you've got left in the salad drawer in your fridge. One was enough for me, and Dad had two. So this amount serves 2.
Love Mum xxx
3 large flat mushrooms
Remove and reserve the stalks. Put the mushrooms in an oven-proof dish, brush with
olive oil
sprinkle with salt and pepper and bake at 190C for about 20 minutes, till cooked. Meanwhile, finely chop
2 shallots or 1 small onion
and dice
the mushroom stalks
and something else, such as 1/2 a red or yellow pepper, a courgette...
Warm, in a smallish pan, a little
olive or rapeseed oil
and fry the vegetables until soft and lightly golden. You could also, at this point, add something like slivered sun-dried tomatoes, or a little canned corn.Â
When the mushrooms are almost ready, beatÂ
4 eggs
then add them to the pan, add some seasoning and stir over a gentle heat until they are lightly scrambled.
Now you can stir in a chunk of peppered goats cream cheese, or some herbs like fennel, parsley or tarragon - again, whatever you have, if you have it.
Put the mushrooms on the serving plates, pile the scrambled eggs into them and serve immediately. Nice with broccoli.Â

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RED AND BLACK STEW
Dear Son and Daughters,
Mmmm! Look at our lovely, comfort-food supper! A rich dark colour, and SO tasty. You can either use raw black beluga lentils (I've just ordered some from Real Foods, Edinburgh - remember?), or a sachet of cooked (marketed by Merchant Gourmet and available in supermarkets). Although I would use 250g raw lentils, I've put a 250g packet of cooked as an alternative as they're rather expensive. Or you could just forget it and use red lentils. Cheap, cheerful but not quite as tasty.
Love, Mum xxx
Peel and cut into chunks:
1 red onion
WarmÂ
a little oil (I use rapeseed)
in a saucepan and fry the onion, stirring now and then, till golden. Meanwhile peel and cut into eighths:
7 beetroots
Add to the pan and fry, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add:
850 ml / 1.5 pint vegetable or chicken stock
2-4 carrots, cut into chunks
and simmer for 5 minutes. If you're using raw lentils, add here
250g black beluga lentils, or red lentils (or a sachet - see below)
along with all sorts of dark and mysterious things:
a sprinkle of fresh or dried thyme
a crushed clove of garlic
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground mace, or nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1-2 cm root ginger, pulped or grated
1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
1/4 teaspoon brown sugar
and simmer for 20 minutes. Add
a small bag of spinach, shredded if the leaves are big
bring to the boil and simmer for a few minutes. Finally, if using a sachet of lentils, add
a 250g sachet of Merchant Gourmet black beluga lentils
Heat through and season to taste with salt and black pepper.Â
Serve in bowls, with brown rice or quinoa. Watch out: the beetroot is hot! hot! hot! Â Â
CONTENTS LIST: Click recipe title to view (or scroll down and view the lot!)
BREADS
Cornbread (wheat free)
Wholemeal Seedy Bread
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BREAKFASTS
Best Granola
Blueberry Bircher Muesli
Cornbread (wheat free)
Cornmeal Porridge with Sultanas
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LUNCHES
Baba Ghanoush
Green Soup
Guacamole
Mixed Seed Butter
Reduced Fat Hummus
Spicy Fish and Bacon Chowder
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SNACKS
Crunchy Sweet and Spicy Nuts
Fresh Popcorn
Savoury Spiced Nuts
Spiced Sweet Walnuts
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STARTERS
Baba Ghanoush
Green Soup
Guacamole
Pea and Watercress Soup
Reduced Fat Hummus
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MAIN COURSES: BEEF
Rich Beef Stew with Parsley Dumplings
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MAIN COURSES: CHICKEN
Chicken Tagine with Preserved Lemons and Olives
Chicken/Turkey and Butternut Curry
Middle Eastern Chicken and Apricot Stew
Quick and Yummy Paprika Chicken
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MAIN COURSE: DUCK
Blueberry Sauce for Roast Duck
Plum Sauce for Roast Duck
Roast Duck
Roast Duck with Pomegranate Gravy
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MAIN COURSES: FISH
Chinese Surf and Turf (pork and prawns)
Freya Loved this Salmon
Spicy Fish and Bacon Chowder
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MAIN COURSES: LAMB
Tagine of Lamb
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MAIN COURSES: PORK, HAM & BACON
Chinese Surf and Turf (pork and prawns)
Ham, Cheese and Pickle Pastries
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MAIN COURSES: VEGETARIAN
Beetroot and Goats Cheese Filo ParcelsÂ
Beetroot RisottoÂ
Cheese and Spinach Filo Rolls
Puy Lentil and Butternut Curry
Saffron, Basil and Roasted Pepper PenneÂ
Sprouts in Heaven
Veggie Mexican Wraps
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VEGETABLES & SALAD
Baked Sweet Potatoes with Honey, Rosemary and Chilli
Carrot and Coconut Salad
Giant Garlic Mushrooms
Spinach with Pine Nuts
Soy-Roasted Vegetables
Sprouts in Heaven (vegetarian)
Tasty Roast Butternut Squash
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GRAINS
Quinoa Tabbouleh (or Bulgur Wheat) (vegetarian)
Saffron and Pine Nut Pilaf (vegetarian)
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PUDDINGS
Avocado Ice-cream
Dark Chocolate Brioche Pudding (et al)
Mango Lime Sorbet
Mango Yogurt Ice
Pumpkin Pie
Sephardic Orange and Almond Cake
Spiced Sweet Walnuts
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CAKES & BISCUITS
Chocolate Fairy Cakes...
...and their icing
Chunky Fruit Mince Pies
Crisp Cinnamon Star Biscuits
Let Them Eat Cake
Oaty Apricot and Cardamom Bars
Sephardic Orange and Almond Cake
Wholewheat Banana Bread
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EXTRAS
Ras-el-Hanout spice mix
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MENUS
A delicious Middle Eastern meal
Dinner Party Challenge
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DARK CHOCOLATE BRIOCHE PUDDING (ET AL)
Hello Sis!
I'm a bread and butter pudding devotee. My favourite recipe has marmalade and mixed dried fruit (and brandy), but last Saturday I created a variation to suit the girlfriend. It's super-chocolatey and completely devilish. This is squidgy and delicious, best served hot with cream. (Having said that, leave half for cold leftovers.) If you want something with a little more fruity spice, I'll put my marmalade one on here as well.
First, make some sandwiches. Don't go overboard with the chocolate spread - there's more chocolate to come.
12 slices Brioche loaf, the sort of stuff you get on the pancake and muffin aisle.
Chocolate Spread
Cut into triangles and arrange in a baking dish. Don't be scared of using a smaller dish and layering up a bit. It'll just make a squidgier pudding.
For the batter, combine:
3 eggs
300ml milk, or more, if it doesn't look like covering the pudding when poured over.
100ml double cream
good pinch of nutmeg, mixed spice, or chilli powder if you're bold.
50g caster sugar, approx. You only need to make the batter taste a little sweet. I never measure quantities when I add them. This is hard!
pinch of salt
Beat the mixture together, make sure it's tasty, then pour over the sandwiches. If there's not enough liquid, gently pour in some more milk so you've only got the corners remaining above the surface. Leave to soak up for 30 mins.
Meanwhile...bash up
100g good, dark chocolate. Tesco does 70% chocolate for about a pound. The darker the better.
Hide the chocolate pieces down between the sandwiches and in little secret corners like you're preparing an Easter Egg hunt.
Finally, just before you put it in the oven at 180C for about 20 minutes (or until it's done to your desired crispy-squidginess and the egg has properly set), sprinkle
a little brown sugar
on the top.
This was so delicious. The pudding isn't too sweet, so you can really enjoy the chocolate for what it is. You uncover these little seams of molten goo as you dig your spoon around. And there's nutmeg to give the pudding some depth. It's good.
 BUT IF YOU WANT A DELICIOUS AND FRUITY ALTERNATIVE...
Use chunky marmalade in brown bread sandwiches, buttered on the outside. (Trust me.) Add a good dash of brandy to the batter with a little more sugar. Sprinkle any type of dried fruit you want between the sandwiches, but mixed peel and sultanas are best. Try not to leave too many on top as they can burn.
Or combine the two recipes for a jaunty chocolate-orange angle.
Or make it peanut butter and jelly flavour.
Or add chopped nuts.
Or use hot cross buns and make an Easter-themed one with Appley Dappley and cinnamon.
Mmmmm. Enjoy!
Brother.
Sounds like one for brother!
Love, Mum
I FANCY A BREADY PUD
Dear Mum and Brother and Sister, I would like to make a bread and butter pudding. Do any or all of you have a favourite recipe? Love from Little Daughter

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AVOCADO ICE-CREAM ?!?!
Dear family,
Jean and Peter came to supper last night (we had such a lovely evening with them!) We had avocado ice cream, which always causes a bit of a stir. It seems so unlikely that it would be nice, but it really is amazing - smooth, creamy and really delicious. So here's the recipe. Hope you enjoy making it, Jean.
Love, Mum x
Serves 6-8.
First make the custard. Beat together lightly:
4 eggs
110g caster sugar.
Heat
420ml milk
until just below boiling point, then pour slowly onto the egg mixture, whisking all the time. Rinse out the milk pan. Return the mixture to the milk pan and stir CONSTANTLY and very thoroughly over a gentle, gentle heat until the custard coats the back of the spoon.Â
(We're normally advised to do this in a double saucepan, or in a bowl over a pan of water, but this takes so long, and provided you are very careful with the heat, and that you stir all the time, over the bottom and around the sides of the pan, and that you whip the pan off the heat at the slightest sign of curdling, you will be safe.)
Pour the custard into a bowl, stir in
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Allow the custard to cool completely, stirring frequently so that it doesn't form a skin. Then chill it well.
Mash together until smooth:
the flesh of 2 ripe medium-sized avocados
60g caster sugar
a squeeze of lime juice.
Mix this into the custard, then either churn in an ice-cream maker, or pour into a plastic box, freeze to a mush, whisk well, then freeze until firm.Â
Remember to soften the ice-cream before serving it: remove it from the freezer and leave at room temperature for about half an hour.
You can serve it with little crunchy spicy biscuits, or alongside strawberries.
MANGO LIME SORBET
This is for Jenny. From Mum. x
Serves 6
Put in a small pan:
150g caster sugar
300 ml water
Heat gently, stirring, until the sugar has completely dissolved. Bring to the boil and boil, without stirring, for 8-10 minutes, until syrupy. Remove from the heat and leave to cool.
Peel and de-stone
1 beautifully ripe mango
and blend it in the food processor with
juice of 2-3 limes (to taste)
zest of 1 lime
Blend in the cold sugar syrup.
If you're lucky enough to have an ice-cream maker, churn the mixture and freeze as normal. Otherwise, pour the mixture into a plastic container and freeze until frozen about 3 cm in from the edges. Stir it up vigorously with a fork, then put back in the freezer till frozen.
Leave the sorbet out of the freezer for about 30 minutes before serving, to allow it to soften. Serve alone, or perhaps with little crisp ginger biscuits.Â
Hope you enjoy making it!
DINNER PARTY CHALLENGE
Dear Little Daughter,
So here is the menu we put together, sitting in that cafe basement yesterday:
Pea and Watercress Soup
Corn bread
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Beetroot Risotto
Giant garlic mushrooms
Leafy salad with avocado
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bought sorbet (owing to time issues!)
Sweet Spiced Walnuts
Can I come too?
Love Mum xxx
time-plan
Dear Little Daughter and Little Daughter's Boyfriend,
I always make a time-plan when cooking for a dinner party. It saves you getting in a fluster. So... guests arriving at 8, serving first course at 8.30? Here goes.
TWO EVENINGS BEFORE:
Shop!
THE EVENING BEFORE:
Make the Sweet Spiced Walnuts
Prepare your salad dressing
You could also:
     make the soup
ON THE EVENING, AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME FROM WORK:
Chill/open the wine
If you didn't do it last night: make the soup and djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj it
Grate the beetroots
Make the Beetroot Risotto, cook until its HALF done. Don't add the cheese or parsley
Mix the dry ingredients for the Cornbread, and the wet ones, but don't combine them
Prepare the tin for the Cornbread
Assemble the mushrooms
Set the table
Think through all the serving dishes you'll need
COUNTDOWN TO SERVING:
7.40 Â Â Mix the salad leaves but don't add the avocado
      You can halve and stone the avocados and leave, cut side down, on the chopping board
7.45 Â Â Heat oven to 190C
7.53! Â Mix the Cornbread and put it in the tin...
7.55 Â Â Put the Cornbread in the oven
      Put the soup bowls to warm, and the other plates and dishes
8.00 Â Â Greet guests! Relax (if only briefly)
8.20 Â Â Warm the soup
      Get the Beetroot Risotto cooking again, gently
8.25 Â Â Get the Cornbread out of the oven, cut into serving pieces
      Put the mushrooms in the oven
8.30 Â Â Ladle out and garnish the soup. Serve Soup and Cornbread
8.35 Â Â Hop up and stir the Risotto, and take it off the heat if its done
8.45-50 Get the mushrooms out of the oven
      Add sliced avocados and dressing to the salad
      Finish the Risotto with cheese and parsley
      Transfer the sorbet from the freezer to the fridge
      Serve main course
PEA AND WATERCRESS SOUP
I tried this out at lunch time today and it was delicious! It's incredibly simple - just the flavours of the vegetables themselves really. But they work beautifully together, peppery and sweet. The portions are quite small but big enough. Use white bowls, if you have them, and warm them first. Serves 4.
Heat in a medium saucepan
a small splosh of olive oil
and fry
1 onion, finely chopped
until soft and slightly golden. Chuck in
 1 x 75g bag watercress
350g frozen peas
400ml chicken stock (made with a gluten-free stock cube, e.g. Kallo)
100ml milk.
Bring to the boil, then cover and simmer for 10 minutes. Get your stick blender and djjjjjjjjj until smooth. Taste and re-season with a little salt, if necessary, and plenty of black pepper. Reheat gently before serving. Ladle into warmed bowls and plop a good teaspoonful ofÂ
half fat creme fraiche
into each, and give it a little swirl with the teaspoon handle, if you like.

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CORNBREAD (WHEAT FREE)
We tried this for breakfast this morning, with cottage cheese and jam. It was really good - moist, light and tasty. Watch how you do the last-minute mixing: Americans know how to do this as they do it all the time, but we're not used to it. The cornmeal (maize meal) you use should be fine, but not cornmeal flour. I couldn't find any fine cornmeal, so I put the coarser, polenta-type cornmeal in the coffee grinder. Serves 4
Weigh out
240g fine yellow cornmeal (or the coarser, polenta type, buzzed in the coffee grinder)
then put 60 g of it into a small mixing bowl, and the rest into a large mixing bowl. To the SMALL bowl, stir in:
85ml boiling water
2 teaspoons runny honey
and leave to stand. This will make a cornmeal mush.
To the LARGE bowl, add:
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder (gluten-free type)
3/4 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
Stir with a spatula until there are no little white lumps. Prepare your tin: grease and line a 7 inch diameter round cake tin, or a large loaf tin, or something similar. Heat the oven to 190C.
To the cornmeal mush, stir in:
1 1/2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 egg, beaten
200ml low fat plain yogurt
Careful how you do this bit: pour the liquids onto the dry ingredients, stir together with a few swift strokes, scoop efficiently into the tin, then put it straight in the oven. Bake for about 20 minutes. until the top is golden and the bread is just firm in the centre. I turned the oven down to 180 for the last 5 minutes as mine was getting a bit too brown. If your tin is bigger, and therefore you bread is shallower, it will cook more quickly. Serve more or less straight away. If there's any left over, store it in a bag. It'll be good for a couple more days (with cottage cheese and >chutney<.)
BEETROOT RISOTTO
Yum yum yum! But oh dear, you really will need a new grater for this (especially since I bent yours on my apple last weekend), unless you can find a friendly neighbour with a food mixer...
Serves 4
Peel and grate (preferably using a food mixer)
a bunch of beetroots (= about 500g beetroots).
In a large frying pan, heat
a splosh of olive oil
and fry
1 red onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, crushed
until soft. Add
300g risotto rice
and stir briefly before adding the grated beetroot. Stir briefly. Season with
salt and pepper
then continue to cook and stir over a medium heat, gradually adding the liquids (below), a little at a time, for about 30 minutes, until the rice is cooked.Â
300ml white wine
about 1 litre hot vegetable stock
At the last minute, add
50g grated Parmesan, or 225g goats cream cheese.
Taste, and adjust the seasoning.
You might want to darken the flavour with a little Vecon or yeast extract, and/or brighten it with 1 tablespoon cider vinegar or lemon juice.
Stir inÂ
plenty of chopped fresh parsley
and serve.Â