hello

if you’re gay and european you’re legally obliged to watch eurovision or they revoke your gay card

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

Which is very sexy of you

damn girl you're looking uncanny and just a little off in a way i can't put my finger on but i just know something isn't quite right 😳

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E's with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E's and adults fucking hated them