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“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

They did this joke so many times and it ate every single time

me? overthinking?? blowing something out of proportion and letting it consume me for days??? yes constantly

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

caterpillars in the chrysalis on day 3

This is actually a really hopeful way of looking at it.

can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

*approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking for a fifth

*approaching the seven deadly sins* are you looking for an eighth