So edgy it hurts

Dear tumblr, I foking hate boku no hero academia. Plz stop spamming it

13 year old me on sugar: THIS IS AWESOME 23 year old me on sugar: This shit gonna break my teeth, give me diabetes and probably a heart attack... Fuck getting old

Me: Literally hates boku no hero academia at this point Tumblr: Let’s fill this guys feed with boku no hero academia

Imagine having pizza withdrawals

Been watching videos from this show called 90 day fiancé and I can’t help but to be amazed how gullible some of these people are. I mean a pretty person on the internets said he/she wants to marry you despite the fact that you’re 30 years older, chubby and been chatting for like a month. Then they find out the person just used them to get a green card and act all surprised. For me it’s hard enough to believe a person I know irl actually likes me and isn’t just trying to get into my pants

Just watched Who killed captain Alex.. It was amazing! Go watch it!! MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE

Being a masochistic pervert is hard, I can’t go out in public wearing a collar and harnesses cos I’d be labeled as a pervert and probably shamed a lot, which would give me a boner, which would take me to jail.

The thing with dakimakuras is you can own one without being labeled as a hopeless weeb. If someone finds it you can always say your friend bought it for you as a gag etc. But once you buy another there’s no hiding it. I mean where are you gonna hide two+ bodypillows. What are you gonna tell your non-weeb friends/relatives. Being a hopeless weeb is hard

Biscuits from WWII military rations: A bit dry but still edible A bottle of milk two days after expiration date: I’ll blow up your fucking stomach