Things I've heard people at my school say but as BNHA characters.
Quotes taken out of context:
Kaminari: Did you see the governor? HES HUGE.
Sero: I want it in my mouth.
Kaminari: I want to touch things.
Todoroki: Do it to me Izuku. **Originally, the name here was 'Toby'.
Uraraka: Two small things equals one better thing.
Mina: I need something my mouth.
Kaminari: This blowjob is the one thing between you and eternal imprisonment.
Sero: When in doubt bs it out.
Deku: Believe in yourself because big D Deku believes in you. **Originally, the name here was 'Big D Clayton'.
Aizawa: Mineta stop assaulting the Bear. **Originally, the name here was 'Jerrel'.
Mina: *Sad dramatic sigh.* I have to do four math problems...
Iida: I don't think cults have Google classrooms.
Iida: You can touch my cock(chicken) later.
Kaminari: I feel like the but(t) needs to be there.
Deku: Well bOis we got em.
Todoroki: The poll is growing on me.
Deku: This is domestic abuse.
Mirio: There are two Tamaki’s? My world is shook.
Uraraka: Stop being taller than me.
Kirishima: It makes me feel things.”
Mina: I’m the biggest tit.
All Might talking about Deku: Give him nerd money.
Iida: It’s against the rules to-FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! **Originally, the phrase here was 'It's a sin'
Jirou: Finish Deku and then do the other guys. **Originally, the name here was 'Mat'.
Aizawa: I love my daughter but I hate to take care of her.”
(Present Mic: They’re so small and cute-
Kota: That’s not true, I know it isn’t.)
Todoroki: I am depression.
Mineta: You should do the one with the skateboard and the dick.
Aoyama: Sorry I’m already taken by millions of single people all over the world.
Tokoyami: Why won’t your tail fit... in your butt.
Deku: You have a small room in your couch.
Mina: You have to pick the gayest one.
Mineta: Are the authors names supposed to be above the poem, oh wait, we’re the authors.
Kirishima referring to Bakugou: Oh I forgot to sort out my asshole. **Originally, the phrase here was 'Buttcrack'.
Aizawa to Mineta: You’re not dumb, you’re challenged.
Mineta: She was double fisting it.
(Present Mic: Who here has been killed by a hippopotamus?” *Everybody raises hand.*)
(Aizawa: Remember the story about Todoroki? And now he died?
Todoroki: I wish it was a true story.) **Originally, the name here was 'Luke'.
Toga: I would eat that eye.
Aizawa: I’m not here right now please wait for the bell.
Uraraka: I packed two wontons! What was I thinking.
Kirishima: Grind time prime time.
Kaminari: I think he’s working with the time people.
(`Mina: There are no D’s in any of these magazines.
Mina: I was looking for a D.)
Kaminari: It’s not even wet why are you problematic.
Deku: And my team kept yelling at me to catch balls but I was so afraid of balls.
Todoroki: Have you ever just been depressed?
Iida: Stop eating Olaf for one second.
Mina: My saliva is inside him, he must be gay.
Uraraka: My noods are ready.
Sero: That can give people PTSD, balls flying everywhere.
Aizawa: We're not using our thumbs or our crouch.
Aizawa: Your gonna stick it through the hole.”
Sero: It’s not going to fit.
Present Mic: I only have one personality and that’s crazy.
Present Mic to Aizawa: Is sleep not seductive enough.
Bakugou: Yeah you heard me I’m rubbing up against him.
Sero: It’s not racist I’m just butchering everyone.
Bakugou: Are your buttons undone or are you growing a penis?
Sato: I'm full of sweets and regret.
Mina: My whole ass is quaking.
Kaminari: Life is strange when you’re on Utah time.
Mina: I need three beefy men to fix my back.
Monoma referring to Bakugou: I stepped on the cock.
Kirishima: We’re bleeding we’re gay!
Present Mic: What’s in the hole.
(Deku: Where would you be without me?
All Might: I wouldn’t even be in Musutafu, I would’ve been sad and pathetic but now I’m sad and pathetic but with a son.”)**Originally, the place here was 'Alaska'.
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