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Sitting in the small diner, Clarke looked up at the person sitting across from her with a sigh. “Alright yes, I completely understand that it’s freezing outside and all, and I’m wearing almost three layers of clothing. But I’ll be darned if I don’t have eggnog ice cream during the holiday months.” The blonde said, taking another spoonful of the frozen treat. The thief didn’t have many vices, but ice cream was definitely one. “But onto another, more interesting topic. What’ve you been up to lately?”

tysonnhartt

“The state of New York is basically an ice cube floating in some ice water.” Tyson gently wrapped his arms around himself. The chill from the walk over not shaking off. “I love ice cream as much as the next god but Christ man. It’s too cold.”

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louisawilson

Louisa wrapped her scarf tighter around her neck and zipped her puffer coat up all the way, feeling the chilly New York evening air biting at her skin more than normal. It had been three months since she was last here, taking on a last minute opportunity to work on a Fall research with project with her favorite professor in Tanzania, but something about the city felt weirdly the same and 100% different all at the same time. Excitedly, she pulled open the heavy wooden door to a cozy little bar Downtown, cute little Christmas garlands already adorning the bar top on November 7th. She was just about to order a gin and tonic when a familiar voice called her name from the corner. “Oh my fucking God!” she squealed, reaching out for a hug. “It’s been too fucking long!”

tysonnhartt

Tyson couldn’t help but squeal as he scooped the other into a giant hug. “I know! I’m so glad you’re back! How did everything go? Make any new discoveries? Did you change the world?”

whyflint-deactivated20251009

“I need a good story for this.” Dalton held up his hand with fresh stitches across his index finger. “Because slicing limes is not going to impress anyone and I might as well milk this.” He narrowed his gaze in thought, “Like I fought some knife wielding weirdo dressed as Cookie Monster on Halloween… Or something.”

tysonnhartt

“I don’t know man. You probably don’t wanna make yourself sound too much like a hero. You should make it something like cutting limes for old sick people or something.”

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tbradshaw

Aspen shrugged. “I don’t know. I mean I liked the newest Star Wars films. I know a lot of people didn’t like The Force Awakens cause it supposedly was a copy of A New Hope, and then The Last Jedi was too different for them...but then again I also liked the prequels so maybe I’m just weird.” The blonde took a sip from her drink. “And I’m debating on when to show Hadley the movies. Is 8 too young or is that old enough?”

tysonnhartt

“I don’t know, I was probably like 8 when I first watched them. Probably better to do it now instead of when she’s old enough to realize that the quality was a joke, you know? My younger sister first watched it at like 20 and thought it was a parody movie.”

lancaster-sheridan‌:

“Yeah, as I mentioned, I’ve never lived alone, and my daughter will be moving out in less than two years for college, so I’m kinda anxious about it. But at least my daughter doesn’t count my socks and we respect personal items.”

“I mean, at least you have like two years. Plenty enough time to find someone else to move in. You’ll have the space. Or at least enough time to downsize your living space so it doesn’t feel like you’re living alone.”

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dante-gallagher

tysonnhartt :

“I mean maybe but from what I’ve been told, that roommate was weird. Like they’d turn the lights off on them if they felt like they were on too long. Or they’d like get mad if they’d move their things over a little bit. It’s an odd living situation but I mean, I guess for the right rent people’ll put up with stuff.”

“That is definitely too extreme for me. I mean I get saving energy and all but turning lights when you’re in sounds silly. I guess, good roommates are a luxury. But yeah once you start living by yourself it’s so hard to go back to living with people.”

tysonnhartt

“Eh, I don’t know about that. I haven’t had a roommate in like a year and let me tell you, I’m constantly cycling through friends and family to like stay over. Guess I’m not the lone wolf type like I thought I was.”

tysonnhartt

“So, you’ll never believe the story I heard today. One of my grad schools friends has like two roommates right? And over the past few months, shits been gettin real froggy between the two of them. There’s been this tension of sorts. Well, according to my friend, shit escalated real quick. She walked into the building and heard them yelling in the hallway so she like stayed back a bit as to not walk into it.” Tyson paused for a moment to sip his tea. A finger quickly went up. “Wait, first I should preface this with the one roommate wheres a cape. Don’t know why. They haven’t asked. But anyway, so they’re arguing back and forth about privacy and the caped roommate says something like ‘Last week I had 12 pairs of socks and you had 8. Now this week I only have 7 and you have 13′. Then the other roommate loses his shit and is like ‘count my fucking socks again and I’ll set your fucking cape on fire!’ She’s just standing at the bottom of the stairs like what the fuck. She hasn’t seen them in like 48 hours so she still has no fucking clue what’s going on. Either way,” he inhales deeply before letting out a soft sigh. “It makes me glad I live alone, you know. Sure, sometimes it gets a little too quiet but at least no one is counting my socks, you know?”

lancaster-sheridan

“Yikes. I remember living in the Tri-Delta house at University of Illinois during my Sophomore and Junior years of undergrad, and shit like that would happen all the time. Even though at age 40, I’ve never lived alone, since I got married and had kids pretty young, but at least my now ex husband and my kids weren’t stealing my socks.”

tysonnhartt

“I mean, I get not wanting to live alone or even not being able to afford living alone. I personally hate living alone. There’s just something so much better about having a house full of people. Sure, I don’t want the people counting my socks but I mean, I’d compromise to not live alone.”

scottxingram‌:

“It’s definitely a distinct…. fashion choice.” Trying to be as nonjudgmental as he could be. “Is it strange that Linus from The Peanuts first came to mind? The one real big on his security blanket. Maybe that’s his grown up form fully realized. He just converted it into a cape.” Another pause of thought came till another question just baffled him enough to pretty much share in the other’s confusion. “How did they never ask? Surely, it can’t be rude to wonder about such things. So long as it’s phrased right.”

“Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt it. They said that he’s like very weird about things. And like, not that this means anything but he’s super obsessed with his family. At first they didn’t notice but then like, they started realizing that they were on the phone like every hour so they started paying attention. Turns out, they’d call their mom or dad like every hour to check in and stuff. Don’t get me wrong, I’m super close with my family. We do dinner every Sunday, hang out on the weekends if our schedules line up but to call someone like every hour is pretty intense.” Tyson shrugged. “I don’t know man. I think they’ve just decided to mind their own business and keep their interactions at a minimum. And after this one, I’m sure it’ll be even less.”

the-sam-gallagher‌:

Sam listened to the story intently, nodding at intervals to show that she’s following it. “That’s quite a story” she laughed, “I mean I don’t count my housemate’s socks and I hope she doesn’t count mine. That sounds like on another level intense roommate relationship.” the bonde shook her head, “I have a reason to believe the friends might have been on something to have a fight over socks of all things. The worst things I’ve ever fought over with my roomates was heating settings. I’m a could blooded person but my ex-roommate from Australia would get so could she’d want heating on in April.” Sam rolled her eyes.

“I mean maybe but from what I’ve been told, that roommate was weird. Like they’d turn the lights off on them if they felt like they were on too long. Or they’d like get mad if they’d move their things over a little bit. It’s an odd living situation but I mean, I guess for the right rent people’ll put up with stuff.”

scottxingram‌:

The architect sat there, soaking in the information with major befuddlement. Quiet as he let the oddities settle in. The story didn’t even sound like those of real people so much as characters from a sitcom, strange quirk of a cape and all. “I’m sorry, but I’m hung up on the cape thing, first and foremost.” Scott admitted when the silence was dragging on too long into an awkward state.

“Dude, same. But like, neither one of them knows why he does that. And what’s even beyond for me is that none of them ever asked. They just accepted that this what their reality and like just let it rocked.”

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“So, you’ll never believe the story I heard today. One of my grad schools friends has like two roommates right? And over the past few months, shits been gettin real froggy between the two of them. There’s been this tension of sorts. Well, according to my friend, shit escalated real quick. She walked into the building and heard them yelling in the hallway so she like stayed back a bit as to not walk into it.” Tyson paused for a moment to sip his tea. A finger quickly went up. “Wait, first I should preface this with the one roommate wheres a cape. Don’t know why. They haven’t asked. But anyway, so they’re arguing back and forth about privacy and the caped roommate says something like ‘Last week I had 12 pairs of socks and you had 8. Now this week I only have 7 and you have 13′. Then the other roommate loses his shit and is like ‘count my fucking socks again and I’ll set your fucking cape on fire!’ She’s just standing at the bottom of the stairs like what the fuck. She hasn’t seen them in like 48 hours so she still has no fucking clue what’s going on. Either way,” he inhales deeply before letting out a soft sigh. “It makes me glad I live alone, you know. Sure, sometimes it gets a little too quiet but at least no one is counting my socks, you know?”

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blake-c‌:

Blake gave a good natured laugh as the other man laughed. “Don’t worry about it it’s cool, and I’m sure Maverick here loves the attention.” He smiled and scratched the dogs head. “he’s pretty friendly, you can pet him if you’d like.”

“Oh thank god,” he replied as he knelt down to pet the puppy. “I always wanna pet people’s dogs on the street but I always feel like a bother having them stop and stuff.” Tyson beamed as he turned his attention to the dog. “Hi buddy! Aren’t you the cutest little thing on this block! Yes you are! Yes you are!”

classyvalerie-cortello

"I'm never watching another real life animal movie again. Ever." Valerie couldn't believe she went so many years without seeing Marley & Me and after finally watching it, she understands why she subconsciously avoided it. "No one told he he was going to die. I can't trust a single dog movie." She says, clearly emotional over the film she just endured.

tysonnhartt

“I...that movie came out 11 years ago? You had to have known he was gunna die by now. I mean it’s still sad but like damn...”

classyvalerie-cortello

"A lot of movies came out a long time ago that I don't know the end of." She says and rolls her eyes a bit. "It's not like the movie was a big blockbuster that everyone talked about or anything."

tysonnhartt

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

“A lot of movies came out a long time ago that I don’t know the end of.” She says and rolls her eyes a bit. “It’s not like the movie was a big blockbuster that everyone talked about or anything.”

“I mean it did rank as the number one movie when it released so, yeah it was kinda a big deal. And I mean people still talk about how terribly sad it was. Maybe you’re just living under a rock. Either way, we can agree to disagree on that but what we can agree on is that it is so fucking sad.”

loganwolfnyc

tysonnhartt‌:

“I mean it just seems weird. Like the whole thing. I don’t know, I’ll probably go see it but I won’t enjoy it. Or maybe I will but who’s to say really. But uh…good for you? It’ll probably be a nice publicity thing.”

“Honestly? It seems kinda obvious they’re bankin’ off that Hotel Transylvania thing to me. Kidie-fyin’ it more and all that to appeal to the youngsters and all that.” It was a smart move. Even if he didn’t like it, the tactic was a savvy one he could respect.

tysonnhartt

“I mean I think the original movies were where the buck should have stopped. Those were probably the best iterations of that story, you know? That summer camp Adams Family movie was the best part of my childhood.”

classyvalerie-cortello

"I'm never watching another real life animal movie again. Ever." Valerie couldn't believe she went so many years without seeing Marley & Me and after finally watching it, she understands why she subconsciously avoided it. "No one told he he was going to die. I can't trust a single dog movie." She says, clearly emotional over the film she just endured.

tysonnhartt

“I...that movie came out 11 years ago? You had to have known he was gunna die by now. I mean it’s still sad but like damn...”

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blake-c

Usually Blake would take Maverick around the park or quieter back streets when they went for walks, still fairly young the busy streets could be a bit daunting. But lately they’d started walking down main street and Blake couldn’t be prouder. His best friend Maverick was doing great, he bent down and scratched the golden dog behind his ear “good boy Maverick, good boy.” When Blake stood up again he felt someone run into him. “I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have done that so abruptly. Are you okay?”

tysonnhartt

Tyson couldn’t help but laugh. “Yikes sorry. Probably should pay more attention where I’m going. I mean it’s not like I wasn’t already staring at your dog. I guess my brain just wants connecting the two things.”

athena-donovan

tysonnhartt‌

“It’s the literal wild wild west. An actual lawless time. What’s even worse and I probably said this already but it still makes me mad, is like people in south Jersey who claim Philly teams as their own. Like what the fuck is that?”

“Could you imagine them in the Purge? That city would be destroyed,” she raised her brows, shaking her head. “Oh yeah. Not only what, but WHY. Who would want to be a Philly fan?”

tysonnhartt

“I mean it’s basically a purge every time their team wins. I just doesnt make any sense to me. Along with that, like for real? Philly is garbage across the board. If you’re going to rep trash teams you should at least pick one from your home town.”

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