The Tyrian Tattler

Alumni for Amnoon

The evening was hosted by a myriad of faces of society in Kryta of Elonian heritage in Ossan's beloved watering hole - The Golden Sun.  

Pictured left top, posing together are the Minister of Ossan, Lord Savik Mirvolan whose refusal to divulge the identity of his hatter has inspired a swirl of rumours in the fashion world that perhaps the steals them; the evening's host and Minister hopeful Lady Layla Najjar in a lovely dusky indigo Dolce & Banana number and, socialite and Queen Salma College student, Lady Nela Aurum who shared her bubble gum pink dress was designed by Elonian fashion icon, Arpyur Rising. .

Lady Najjar opened the evening with a lovely oration and led us into a night of fun-filled support of the Amnoon Education Initiative supported by the school's alumni and led us into a welcoming speech on behalf of the foundation by Lady Shirin Shahzad, left bottom, who graced us with a beautiful bespoke gown done in Shahzad purple also by Dolce & Banana.  

We moved through the events and into one of the Asura Julius' famous auctions. Mister Julius, top right, is the Krewe Chief for the archaeological organization known as DIG and declined to comment on the origins of his outfit.

The auction in question earned the night quite the enthusiastic spending on the part of its wealthy attendees, the top item of the night being a vial of water taken from the fountain of youth that was sold off at 800 gold. A delightful and interesting piece, though does beg the question: Is it legitimate?

Our final event of the evening, drawing the scheduled affairs to the close was the presentation by Lady Odile Marchand, bottom right, whose floating Zubair Mirage lavender number was breath-taking.

The spectacle of her performance, assisted by Lady Aurum in kind was reported by onlookers to be truly something to witness as the grace and aptitude of both dancers was stunning and expertly executed.

Among the other attendees of the night,  cheesecake whiz and organizer of the Rurikton Talent shows, Lady Aleyanna Denton, left, appeared, though the outfit worn by her Ladyship was not of couture design and instead she graced us with standard-issue Pact dress uniform.

Also in attendance, Secretary of the Western Commons, Miss Francesca Pavoni, right, attended. Miss Pavoni's dress is reported of unknown design, pictured in a patterned navy and gold that is said to be the colours of the Queen Salma College and leaves us wondering if the young official purchased it off the rack for the occasion.

Reported slimeball, Lord Fabrizio Bellasario attended, though he spent most of the night hankering after Lady Marchand right in front of his ex-wife, who happened to be the evening's host.

Lord Bellasario is pictured left in a mossy coloured Dolce & Banana, a popular designer for the evening.

Also attending, another Minister hopeful and reported mother-to-be, Lady Laila Dylane, pictured right, whose outfit mostly hid her baby bump, avidly bid throughout the night on items put for auction.

It is the first we've seen of Lady Dylane out at societal affairs. The Lady reported at our query the emerald dress was made for her by one Lady Liandrin, an unknown dressmaker out of Claypool.

Social newcomer, Rhyland Greywater, in a dusky coloured suit made by a tailor, Myria; whose catering company supplied the evening's provisions through a suspected partnership with the Golden Sun, was also in attendance.

Mister Greywater is pictured above with an unknown young woman whom by research has been revealed to be Miss Aislin Askel, whose peach ball gown was similarly patterned to Miss Pavoni's, though created by Shanel.  

The evening was also attended by Former Vice Legate, Lady Stella Aguillard, right, who arrived late in a black glittering number by Merula del Bosque. Lady Aguillard arrived fashionably, abysmally late and  did spend most of her time chatting up former colleagues,

Miss Cosette Hale, of course, appeared in a stunning silvery purple corseted gown, left, made for her by Evelyn Cheung, that was cinched so tight it might explain the scowl on her face. Miss Hale has been reported absent from most social gatherings as of late, preferring, it seems, the company of only one particular person who did not attend the soiree.

Here’s the Tea

Just Passing By? 

A good source tells us that recently spotted crashing a lake-side party of Salma College students, was none other than the Minister of Beetletun himself.  Allegedly out for a stroll, the Minister is quoted to have been 'just checking it out' for some reason.

A Stinging Rejection? 

Witnesses in the Maiden's Whisper watched as the poor secretary of Salma made an attempt to ask out a gentleman whilst having a glass of wine and being famously rejected. The poor girl left in tears!

Up in Flames? 

At the very same party reported having been crashed by Minister Volkov, things got a little wild and one student was spotted running, screaming into the lake whilst on fire. Sounds like a security issue, if you ask me.

Looking for Love? 

The Lady Vice Legate has retired. Why you ask? Love. In a stunning open session this week, the young Minister declared in a show boaty fashion that she was leaving her station to pursue the new goal of becoming a wife. Yawn!

Hot for Teacher?

Two unnamed individuals, one suspected to be a teacher at Queen Salma College were spotted canoodling in a broom closet by another student. Wonder who it might be.

Dear Tattler...

Dear Tattler,

My husband lost his job. He had worked there since we were married five years ago. I gave up my own career to raise our family and now I am frustrated and hurt, as his own actions caused his dismissal. How do I show him support when I'm so frustrated?

Signed,

Stay At Home Mom

Dear  Mom,

Honestly, first things first, get a good divorce lawyer and leave his butt behind. Then, go get yourself a make over, a boob job and use the alimony to buy yourself a nice place. You don't need to put up with his crap anymore than you already have. He sounds like a real loser and you, girl, are a goddess who should be pampered.

XOXO,

The Tattler

Dear Tattler,

I'm moving to a brand new place. Everything’s new. Not just the location but the people, the types of people, how they talk, how they interact, what they do for fun. They’re a different breed of animal, seems like.

How do I fit in and make friends?

Signed,

K

Dear  K,

They say imitation is the best form of flattery.  Or something. Treat it like an experiment, buy the clothes, talk the talk, act like you belong and darling, you will. If there's one thing about people I know, is that they're dumb and they want to be fooled. Give them what they want. Invent a new you.

XOXO,

The Tattler

Dear Tattler,

How can someone become as renowned as these people you write about? I’d like to make my entrance into the upper echelon of society’s most talked about.

Signed,

Wallflower

Dear Wallflower,

If you're not already rich and famous, the best way I know of to join the ranks of the Krytan elite, is to marry in. Find yourself a nice old bachelor and don't forget to put out.

XOXO,

The Tattler

How Far is Too Far?

Mesmer Magic has always been a hot topic of conversation for the sceptical minds of Divinity's Reach to debate. From the newest debutantes, all the way up to the Queen, herself, Mesmers certainly keep things interesting. But, how far is too far?

Sources nearest to us at the Tattler betray that he hottest new trend in Mesmer magic this season has been to illusion one's body to look better. Nothing new, one might argue but, we disagree!  In recent most years, the young debutantes of Divinity's reach have become mothers and with it the plague of muffin top has settled upon the beautiful elite.

Recently released from an unfair imprisonment due to a completely misguided and false stalking charge, the Tattler's esteemed photographer has taken to the streets again to expose he would-be illusionistas.

Desperate to keep their so-thought girlish figures, Divinity's Reach socialites; among them are Luxelen Larkspur of the Ruirkton Roses and the former Vice Legate, Stella Aguillard as well as many many more, reported to be the worst offenders of illusioning their muffin tops. 

No shame in getting old, but there is shame in lying to the people. This publication suggests bringing a mirror wherever you go, or risk being duped!

Fauste Watch 1332

The continuous twists and turns, unfolding drama concerning the life of Doctor Cesare Fauste has sold more magazines in this season than most, so to celebrate that fact we have pinned the doctor down (not literally, don't be weird) and scored an exclusive interivew, in his own words about who he is as a man and a lover.

Recent sightings of himself with anyone other than Cosette Hale are few and far between. 

However! This rag has begun to wonder if Cosette Hale is playing the Ascalonian silver fox after she was spotted recently sharing a bottle of wine with Jason Balmonte. Scandalous!

Name: Doctor Cesare Fauste 

Nickname: Fauste 

If I weren’t a doctor, I’d be: I suppose I would still be a soldier, likely one who has ascended rather well in rank.  However, one never knows.  I may have broken my leg doing something foolish.

If I could trade lives with another person, it would be: There is no other person I'd prefer to be.  I've never had a life cross mine such I envied, save for a house cat.

My worst habit is: My obsession with precision and my view of perfection.  I do not rest until I am certain that something is unable to improve more than it already has.

I’m most insecure about my:  Ancestry.  Those before me have humbled my course due to their frivolity.  

I feel sexiest in:  Naked, I suppose.  Usually the reason for being naked is the cause.

I get secretly annoyed when: Someone tries to show me they are more alpha than I.

The weirdest rumor I’ve heard about myself is: Literally any rumor.

The best gift I’ve ever been given: My children, without a doubt.

I know a woman is perfect for me when:  I do not believe someone is perfect for me.  I do not want someone to cater their traits to me.

I think it’s sexy when a woman: Is patient and kind with more than just myself. Earnestness is my greatest weakness.

Here’s The Tea

In a Hurry?

A reliable source has come forth with information since our last printing that baby-watch candidate Layla Dylane is married, despite our digging through Ministry archives that prove nothing of the sort. This begs the question if Lady Dylane herself started the rumor in hopes to ward off the talk of her budding bastard.

At Last?

Someone reports notably below-the-radar and apparently famous Soprano, Lady Marcy Leoni has finally been  spotted in the company of a man. The same source claims that her apparent lover is none other than the wealthy heir of the House of Pierce-- whoever that is. Will she finally score that diamond? Or will it be another failed betrothal.

Shame or Sham?

House of Merula del Bosque is well known in it's influence of Noble fashions around the world, but your faithful Tattler has learned recently that resident nut and allegedly talented seamstress, the Houses' own daughter has gone missing. Is this an attempt to get the family's business back on the radar with scandal? Or many they've finally locked her away for real.

Jealousy’s Cruel Sting?

No stranger to bad publicity, we've heard recently that Layla Salis had to recieve emergency medical attention after a visit from her ex-husband, whom is none other than Lord Fabrizio Bellasario. Our source speculates perhaps he tried to kill her.

Dear Tattler...

Dear Tattler,

Do you have any advice for how to ask a guy on a date? I’ve known someone for awhile, as they are my friend’s older brother, but our relationship has never been closer than that.

Signed,

Hopeful For More

Dear Hopeful,

Put on some lipstick, buy yourself a nice bra from Gloria's Secret, and go for it. How is he ever going to know you like him if you'd don't show it? Nothing has more power than body language and girl... there is no time like the present to make your body talk. Trust me, you won't have do any asking, he'll come to you.

XOXO,

The Tattler

Fauste Watch 1332

The saga that has been 'Fauste Watch' continues as we baby sit the developing romance drama itself between Doctor Cesare Fauste, Miss Cosette Hale, Lady Melitta Thalassa, and apparently, the Vice Legate herself.

A recent letter, pictured below  boasts that maybe Lady Thalassa has given up on Doctor Fauste, while Cosette Hale seems to be stumbling through it herself. Recent reports find that perhaps the Magistrate turned Secretary is unhinging. One claimant swears she saw Miss Hale throw a tantrum in the middle of the city when the Doctor wouldn't give her the attention she deserved. Another boasts that the Secretary has made enemies with the East Commons barkeep and mother of her boss's own bastard recently reported to be the Doctor's pro bono case.

No further reports on his interest in the Vice Legate have been made, and there has been little more to go on besides the aforementioned reports concerning the other two beyond Miss Hale’s continued public bleats that the Doctor has been far too busy to appear in public with her, though she claims he always does.

We are ever dedicated to the Watch and will keep you updated as we know more... but we are starting wonder if it's all coming to an end shortly. Stay tuned for next week's magazine where we interview Doctor Fauste on just that! 

The letter: