Petty Party Queen

It's not 'understanding something about risk that no one else does' it's 'is able to screw up constantly without facing any actual consequences, unlike every other player at the table.'

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

in the club getting psychosexual

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it