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*jaw drop* No way. No fucking way. Ew, gross. But also cool. But still kinda gross. Is it a boy or a girl? Am I gonna get to hang out with it? I’m gonna buy it everything you don’t let it have.

Weird that my baby’s gonna look just like you. [rolls his eyes] Girl-but you didn’t hear that from me. And you better not be plannin’ on getting my kid high one day

I don’t have to get the kid high, she’ll figure it out herself I’m sure. Think of any names yet?

Nah, we haven’t gotten that far yet. Any suggestions?

Audra. And her middle name is Fartsparkle

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Hey… *pulls away a little and holds her face in his hands so he can look her in the eyes* whats up?

[bottom lip wobbles] I broke up with my boyfriend. I haven’t been home in three months. I don’t know if I want to go to Stanford anymore. I missed you.

Aw, sweetheart. You want to go out to dinner and talk about it? My treat. Or we can get take out.

[rubs at her eyes with her sleeve]…Yeah?

*nods* mhmm. What do you wanna eat?

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*grins and sits down next to him* What’re you playing?

Nothing in particular. Just fiddling around with chords. So when did you get home? 

*crinkles his nose and checks his watch* F......four hours ago? Yeah, four hours ago. What’ve you been up to?

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*looks at her belly too and his face lights up* How far along are you? That’s so crazy. *giggles and looks back up at her* I’ve been good, the band just finished recording an EP so now we’re all taking a much needed break from each other.

Ya can touch it, if ya want. This girl’s movin’ like crazy in here. [She smiles.] Five months, doctor says. Due date’s like a week after your birthday. [She grins, happy to hear that.] And when will this EP be out, then?

*puts his hand on her baby bump gently and feels a kick* what the fuck.. that’s weird. *shrugs* you can never really be sure because of all the legal stuff that goes into contracts and whatever,but probably within the next year it’ll be out?

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Hey… *pulls away a little and holds her face in his hands so he can look her in the eyes* whats up?

[bottom lip wobbles] I broke up with my boyfriend. I haven’t been home in three months. I don’t know if I want to go to Stanford anymore. I missed you.

Aw, sweetheart. You want to go out to dinner and talk about it? My treat. Or we can get take out.

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*jaw drop* No way. No fucking way. Ew, gross. But also cool. But still kinda gross. Is it a boy or a girl? Am I gonna get to hang out with it? I’m gonna buy it everything you don’t let it have.

Weird that my baby’s gonna look just like you. [rolls his eyes] Girl-but you didn’t hear that from me. And you better not be plannin’ on getting my kid high one day

I don’t have to get the kid high, she’ll figure it out herself I’m sure. Think of any names yet?

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[buries her head in his shoulder, not answering] 

Hey... *pulls away a little and holds her face in his hands so he can look her in the eyes* whats up?

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[he nods slowly] Well.. [after some consideration, takes a beer and pulls the tab on it, lifting it to his lips and saying before he drinks] Here’s some news: you’re gonna be a uncle.

*jaw drop* No way. No fucking way. Ew, gross. But also cool. But still kinda gross. Is it a boy or a girl? Am I gonna get to hang out with it? I’m gonna buy it everything you don’t let it have.

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It’s my resting bitch face, I swear. *grins* It has been. What’s happened lately? Anything good? Did anyone die?

Resting bit– [She snort-laughs, shaking her head.] Glad you’ve dropped by for a visit. An’ no, no one’s dead… Not for lack of tryin’, but it’d seem I’m to be more wary of my attempted murders now. [She points down to her belly, before resting a hand on it.] How’ve ya been, Tynan?

*looks at her belly too and his face lights up* How far along are you? That’s so crazy. *giggles and looks back up at her* I’ve been good, the band just finished recording an EP so now we’re all taking a much needed break from each other.

*grins and sits down next to him* What’re you playing?

Someone looks… grumpy. [She tilts her head, watching him for a few seconds as she tries to make sure that this isn’t flynn, nodding to herself when she comes to the conclusion that yes, this is not Flynn.] Been a while since ya’ been around.

It’s my resting bitch face, I swear. *grins* It has been. What’s happened lately? Anything good? Did anyone die?

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