Flynn Lawes.

My wrath has pretty low standards. 

Because you’re tiny, right?

Well that’s sweet and I appreciate the gesture, but I can take care of myself. 

Well fuck. This bitch gonna die if she shows her face back here again.

[holds up his hands, signalling he’ll let it go]

hot chocolate - what is your astrological sign? Is it accurate to your personality?

My star sign is Scorpio. Think they’re meant to be shady as fuck or something? But me and Zo have the same birthday, and were both good.

cranberry - do you consider yourself to be a risk taker, or more cautious?

Used to be a risk taker--now I’m a dad, I keep it safe.

fireside - do you have any irrational or strange fears?

Cappuccino : What’s your middle name?

Thomas.

Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band?

I like a lot of different stuff. I just go with the damn flow.

Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?

Flyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnn. I did not want this to turn into a lecture.

I only knew him for… I dunno, about a week? It definitely wasn’t the best time of my life.

I am not lecturing. I’m worrying.

My sister is very persistent. She’s gone though my room and thrown the smokes she’s found away.

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My mom tried that too...till she realised I just went and fished ‘em out again or bought more.

Dude. Chill. [sighs] Yes, I unfortunately did meet your Aunt Kelly once. I also met my own father.

No, man. That shit ain’t a joke. 

Flynn, do I look like someone who drinks fucking kombucha? Shit smells and tastes like fucking piss. I dunno, you turned out alright in my book. 

Tastes better than lung cancer or an overdose. 

my mom’s sick of my smoking. She’s even roped my sister into convincing me to stop. 

My mom’s been smacking smokes out of my hand since I was fourteen. I know the feeling.

Can I offer you a joint in these trying times? 

Not really my thing. Can’t you drink some damn kombucha or something?

Well I’ve been trying to quit myself so let’s see which one of us goes insane first. 

[grumble muffled by the hands over his face] Me. It’s fucking me.

Dude, going cold turkey’s gonna fuck with your head. Go gradual. 

I know man, but I need to stop all together or I never fuckin’ will.

Yeah who wants that?

Nobody dude. Nobody.

never the same, never better 

zora wednesday you fucking rock.

What, did you go cold turkey or something?

[sighs] Zora did somethin’ at daycare about how things smell and she came home and told me I smell like coffee and cigarettes. Like it was a good thing.

No cost. I think that’s the idea.

.....I guess you’ve kinda got a point.

I don’t know, health or whatever?

But my joy.