tristan kaster.

dnt u hate it when this happens

that’s seriously such a weird thing to say LOL!!

Lola and I have a complicated relationship. It’s abusive and fickle and dangerous and scratchy, but then all cute and adorable when she’s being nice and wants my attention. She can make my blood boil and sometimes she wishes death upon me [don’t think i don’t remember, Lola]. But most of the time I just rub her ears and she simmers down and wants to cuddle on my lap. I give her kisses and I especially when she comes into my room without me having to call her. It means she truly loves me. Sometimes when she meows I swear that I hear her say “Love me.” AND I DO LOLA! I love you SO MUCH AND YOUR FUZZY BUTT.

The smell one… yep. And I’ll be sitting uphill. Fester in it, people.

Both. That way they can keep each other company after they slaughter me.

WELL. my dad’s fit and all, but my mom’s like… I’m gonna cop out and not answer this. #pulling a lola! 

extra toe!

AW CMON MAN!!! I WANNA TALK TO AMY WINEHOUSE. she’s BAE, Roman.

I said what had to be said and that it all ~ 

ps. i love the ratchets.