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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth