YEKOKATAA!

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

i had these sandwiches i really wanted to eat in my dream but i kept having stuff to do that delayed me from being able to eat the sandwiches. i would think "i just need to get this done and then i can have my sandwiches". and now i'm awake. can't ever have the sandwiches

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

cathode ray jepsen

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs