Avenue Q Sentence Starters
"The sun is shining. It’s a lovely day."
"What do you do with a BA in English?"
"Four years of college and plenty of knowledge has earned me this useless degree."
"The world is a big scary place."
"I like romantic things like music and art, and as you know I have a gigantic heart. So, why don’t I have a boyfriend?"
"He knows lots of ways to make me really upset."
"You make that very small apartment we share a hell!"
"We have lots of bills to pay!"
"Sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for a place to live."
"Oh my god, it’s Gary Coleman!"
"An afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s."
"You’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning."
"I think he might’ve thought I was gay."
"If you were gay, that’d be okay."
"What should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?"
"Everyone else has a purpose. So what’s mine?"
"Could take a week, a month, a year."
"I’m gonna find my purpose."
"Everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes."
"Bigotry has never been exclusively white."
"The internet is for porn."
"If you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?"
"That’s gross! You’re a pervert."
"Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you a clue."
"I’ve never gotten such a nice present from a guy."
"I’m not wearing underwear today."
"I can make you feel special."
"You can be as loud as the hell you want when you’re making love."
"No one’s ever touched me like this before."
"It sure can get lonely at night."
"No, I’ll wear the purple shoes. Hm, who painted the kitten?"
"You look like David Hasselhoff."
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