*When Jake finds out you called him your boyfriend*
Jake: So… I’m your criminal boyfriend.
MC: I—
Jake: Didn’t know we were doing labels.
MC: Do you not like it?
Jake: I never said that.
MC: …
Jake: Though, I think “husband” would suit me better. Don’t you think? :)
MC: *blushes furiously* Jake—
Jake: You’re avoiding the question.
MC: What question??
Jake: Whether you meant it.
MC: You weren’t even supposed to read that!
Jake: Yet here we are.
MC: That’s invasion of privacy.
Jake: That’s selective curiosity.
MC: That’s illegal.
Jake: So am I, apparently.
MC: Oh my god.
Jake: You still haven’t answered me.
MC: I literally said it, didn’t I?
Jake: You said it to someone else.
MC: …
Jake: I’d prefer hearing it from you.
MC: Why are you like this.
Jake: Precise?
MC: Annoying.
Jake: Honest.
MC: Insufferable.
Jake: Yours.
MC: JAKE.
Jake: Say it properly.
MC: No.
Jake: I’ll wait.
MC: You’re unbelievable.
Jake: And you called me your boyfriend anyway.
MC: …
Jake: I’ll take that as confirmation.
MC: You’re not taking anything—
Jake: Too late.
MC: I hate you.
Jake: No, you don’t.
MC: …
Jake: Good.


















