anyway moving to @ford-taurus

anyway moving to @ford-taurus

no meds for a bit yippee !!!

going great 👍

ever time i ask for help with the laundry everyone just comes up behind me while im putting clothes in thw washer and fucks me from behind. like cmon. can we actually just get some laundry done in this house. for once.

ok so yeah i do wear the maid dress while im doing laundry. what difference does it make.

not helping at all. but im glad i tried

gluten free pizzas are like. hey man. you know how your pizza comes in a cardboard box. well. check it out. the crust on this bad boy is exactly like that cardboard box, but damp. and floppy. and it's suuuuuper small. and not at all filling. and also it costs at least $7 more than the extra large three topping normal pizza your friends got. you're welcome btw

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired