PLS SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS CAME FROM SO I CAN SMOTHER THE CREATOR WITH LOVE

Shit Kenzo Tenma does: - gets distracted on his way to a date and buys a clock instead - vents about his problems to a child in a coma - gets drunk and wanders around Düsseldorf yelling about his piece of shit boss - cries while eating a sandwich - passes out from not sleeping or eating and then promptly nags the guy who helps him about smoking too much - laughs at a scary mercenary because he didn’t know how to use chopsticks (and then immediately regrets it) - gets hit by a car on TWO separate occasions - is apparently so pure of heart that a fucking bird lands on him - is given food by total strangers on several occasions because he’s like the human version of a really sad stray dog - threatens to stab a man in the carotid artery with a ballpoint pen - uses a stapler to close a wound holy shit he doesn’t fuck around with first aid - accidentally adopts a child - smuggles a sniper rifle into a library - goes on a picnic while wanted for murder

i never stop thinking about the scene from monster where mr rosso is telling about the time where he gave up being an assassin because he saw a guy put five spoonfuls of sugar into his coffee which is the exact amount rosso puts in his coffee, then later he tells anna “killing someone is easy. just forget the taste of sugar.” because you can’t kill someone knowing that they’re human too and gosh