NOT A SYS!!! π - hello!! i'm Ody, i use he/she, i'm lesbian, and i'm a newgen homestuck fan :p β π ; HI. I'm Sona. He/him. I don't have an abt me. Yet. But I like self-inserts. Yippee-ki-yay (Previous tag was π¦)
π; sup it is i, ody. i'm 16, lesbian, genderfluid (she/he), and a hobby artist that draws occasionally. i MIGHT write something once in a blue moon but i can't promise anything lmaooo. i love love love making aus and ocs for the fandoms i'm in. i enjoy homestuck a lot. casual anime watcher, currently watching gachiakuta. i'm also into saiki k, mha, and jjk.
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π : HELLO. It's me. SONA. Here's a more descriptive intro for me. I'm unlabeled, both gender and sexuality-wise, but, yes. He/it. I'm 15 y/o. I'm not that active here, compared to Ody, but... you'll see me in the corner of your eyes, lol.
Interests to note are:
No I'm Not A Human, Party Hard, Jekyll And Hyde Franchise, Waltz Of The Wizard, Noli Me Tangere & El Filibusterismo, My Hero Academia, Castle Crashers.
psa from the both of us:
DNI!!!!! IF YOU ARE: homophobic, transphobic, racist, hateful to any minority in general, and a proshipper
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βAnd if youβll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, Iβll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A yearβs supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!β Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who werenβt throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshiβs turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience⦠and shook his head.
βI can see not all of you are eating properly.β
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
βI donβt know who needs to hear this, but itβs time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
βThe food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sunβs rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
βEat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.β
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. βIs he really like that?β somebody said. βI only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.β
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
βY-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I donβt know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, butβ¦ YOU thought I did good, didnβt you, Kris?β
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
βYou did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that weβve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if sheβs a dinosaur or --β
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laiosβs head.
βLAIOS?? Werenβt we dressed up to help SENSHI???β Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
βHey, WAIT a second. SOMETHINGβs not right here...β
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
βWhere the heck are my POINTS!?β
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
βCHILCHUCK!!!β yelled Tenna.
βHow come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?β yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
Months of absences and I return to tumblr with... Robloxians.
... AUghhhh I love my Player and Brad. They are so siblings... I WILL PROBABLY YAP ABT THE PLAYER LATER - [π]
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I made my friend play castle crashers for the 1st time yesterday. She played as Pink. This is an artistic rendition of how I remember it going. -[π]
+ the concept of blue knight watching her through a voicecall lowk made me laugh. (Based on the fact that I watched her stream it on discord and bc *I* main Blue Knight)
I love headcanons where Blue Knight is Frost King's son SMMN. Here's my take on it where they're SOMEWHAT healthy, even if Frost King's still a jerk -[π]
+ Some of the current designs I have of the knights:
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Guess who draws grayscale and doesnt ever finish their pieces and guess who draws w color almost all the time. Ur probably wrong... /silly - [π]
π; sup it is i, ody. i'm 16, lesbian, apagender (she/he), and a hobby artist that draws occasionally. i MIGHT write something once in a blue moon but i can't promise anything lmaooo. i love love love making aus and ocs for the fandoms i'm in. i enjoy homestuck a lot. casual anime watcher, currently watching gachiakuta. i'm also into saiki k, mha, and jjk.
Tag navigation for my tags:
ody posts - my' posts
talking to the crew - just. text
odys art - my art
writing back - me answering asks
writing to home - my fanfic related posts
sharing with the crew - me reposting blogs
ody enjoys art - me reposting art specifically
π : HELLO. It's me. SONA. Here's a more descriptive intro for me. I'm unlabeled, both gender and sexuality-wise, but, yes. He/it. I'm 15 y/o. I'm not that active here, compared to Ody, but... you'll see me in the corner of your eyes, lol.
Interests to note are:
No I'm Not A Human, Party Hard, Jekyll And Hyde Franchise, Waltz Of The Wizard, Noli Me Tangere & El Filibusterismo, My Hero Academia.
psa from the both of us:
DNI!!!!! IF YOU ARE: homophobic, transphobic, racist, hateful to any minority in general, and a proshipper
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Jake English gets stabbed by a fucking sea urchin so he captures them and feeds the tinkerbulls their corpses
rating: General Audiences
tags: Day At The Beach, i wrote this at the beach after i got stung by sea urchins, Projection, technically, mighttt be ooc bcs of that idk, POV Second Person, Crack Treated Way Too Seriously
word count: 1.2k
author's notes: i wrote (and it posted on ao3) this last month when i was REALLY upset and decided to project that pain and get revenge through the one and only Jake English.
Your name is Jake English, and you've decided to take a dip in the beach of your island. The lusii seem to be off on the other side of the island, so you've decided to take advantage of that and have a nice day at the shore near your house! Good golly you're excited, it's been a while since you've taken a dip.
After quickly putting on your swimsuit β shorts and long sleeved shirt β and grabbing your supplies, you ran out your room to the seaside to avoid any stray lusii, you really don't feel like fighting them today, because your adventuring skills are needed elsewhere.
Whistling while you work, you lay down the piece of cloth and dump all your supplies on there. You can feel how hot it is now, the sun beating down on you and the warm sand seeping through your toes. Another reason to go swimming, you suppose. You turn around to take a look at the lusus empty sea and take a deep breath.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Slowly, you step into the sea, getting used to the startling cold of the water compared to the warm sand. It doesn't take long for you to adjust, and soon enough you are walking through the water trying to push against the current to go to a more comfortable depth.
That is until you feel a prick on your foot. Multiple pricks, actually. And all too sudden, you feel white hot pain on your foot. You stumble back in surprise and land flat on your butt. Standing back up, you try to look for the cause of the pricks. You shift your weight to your good foot as you do.
Itβs hard to see through the blue-green water, but there, you can see spots of black. Sea urchins, many of them. βBollocks, the entire seaside must be infested with them!β You think out loud, βNo wonder most of the monsters movedβ.
Limping, you walk back up to the beach. You wince as the sand makes the pinpricks of pain worse, but you endure it. Hopefully the wounds wonβt get infected before you can treat them.
You put on your discarded slippers and ignore gathering the supplies in favor of just directly going up to your room. You can just collect them when you're better. What's important is that you treat your foot first.
βOkay Jake, you're almost there, you can do it!β You keep muttering to yourself as you trek up the hill. The pain isn't the worst, you can tolerate it, but you'd rather not have bolts of it go up your foot as you take a step.
You do eventually reach the top and enter your room. Honestly, there's nothing you would like more than to plop down and sleep it off, but honestly, the threat of an infection scares you.
So, you find the first aid kit where it always is (under your bed) and get to treating the wounds. For the first time, you take a look at your foot. You dust away the dirt and grime to take a better look at the wounds.
There are tiny black dots scattered around the bottom, and one long one at the side. Before you can think about it, you remove the spike still in the long one and toss it to the side.
Right, treating time. You open your phone to google about sea urchins.
It's been two days since the incident, and your foot doesn't hurt anymore. Which means, of course, that itβs action time. By action time you mean capturing those pesky seas urchins for revenge, of course!
You learned through the internet that theyβre invasive, so you've taken it upon yourself to hunt them down and stop them from spreading any further.
Itβs like you're the you're in an alien invasion! Except the aliens come from the sea instead of landing down from space in an awesome space ship. It's still exciting, though!
You grab some boots and gloves, left by your grandma of course. Unfortunately, if she had any spears or fish hunting gear, they would have blown up along with the rest of the house.
You would have used your guns, but then you'd have no way of grabbing them. So you settled on a pretty big knife. You still bring your guns though, you never know when you can use them! You also bring a makeshift net bag to carry them all.
Prepared and armed, you walk back down to the beach, waving at some tinkerbull lusii along the way.
You eventually reach the seaside, wasting no time to walk into the water. You snap on your goggles and dive down, taking a clear look at the seabed.
You blink at the number of sea urchins. There aren't too many yet, but if you leave this alone for too long, it may become a problem not even you can solve.
You take a few practice swings underwater first before stabbing them directly. Your first few tries were a little clumsy, not used to stabbing under the water. Sometimes the sea urchins don't stay on the knife, other times you can't get them off.
Eventually, with a bit of experimenting, you found a technique that worked for you. Before you knew it, your makeshift net bag was full.
You climb back up to the shore, wondering what'll you do with all these dead sea urchins. Eat them, maybe? you could use some more food.
Your musings were eventually interrupted by the shuffling of some leaves in the edge of the forest. Without a second thought, you used your free hand to get out your gun and aim at the source of the sound.
A pack of tinkerbulls came out from the darkness after a tense second and your aim faltered. you put your gun back and waved at the tinkerbulls, βWell hello there old chaps! What brings you to this neck of the woods?β
They usually stay within the forest, so you were curious at what brought them out. They flew over to you and sniffed at the sea urchins once they were close enough.
βOh, do be careful! Those spikes arenβt a joke, you know!β You warned them before they got too close. They float back a bit, but stay close and peer curiously at the black spikes.
Suddenly, you get an idea. With your trusty knife, you stab one of them. The tinkerbulls float back in surprise. You give a quick apology for scaring them and crouch down to the ground, trusting the rocky terrain will stop the sea urchin from moving too much as you twist your knife to open it.Β
When you think it's open enough, you pull back your knife and admire your work. Almost immediately, a tinkerbull sniffs at it and tries the meat inside.Β
Without wasting a second, it immediately digs in. The other tinkerbulls notice and try to take a bite, crowding around the one actively eating. You laugh and reach for your makeshift net bag to open another one.