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Oh that’s such a hard choice, I guess you’re just going to have to ship all of it, silly me!

That’s a slippery slope. I mean, one day you’re working with a villain making devices and almost taking over the city. The next? Oh, you’re wearing mind control sandals out in the snow freEZING SNOT DRIPPING DOWN YOUR NOSE AND CRAZY HEADACHES

Oh that’s easy, what you want to do is choose a time when I’m most active out and about. Then, what you’re going to want to do is locate the nearest bridge and hop off if you think it’ll be that easy.

Yeah… sure… I’ll uh, think about it, for sure…

Im being sarcastic. It’s important to me that you know that.

Most things past 2006 are a blur

I don’t even get a “please”, absolutely not.

I feel so dated writing this. Is that some kind of new dance move, certainly not a cheese type, I would’ve known about it.

Also, what are you going to do about it? Oh, oh, don’t tell me! You’re going to break through my window? WRONG! GOOP RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!

I’ll tell you, it’s really embarrassing to get tumblr notifications while I’m battling WordGirl.

Yeah.. a cheesemare.. keep telling yourself that.

You think I wouldn’t have a gadget for this? Anywho, yes, I GUESS I have some experience with “cheesemares” but honestly, worth it! A hundred times worth it, ya hear!

If you HAVE to know, I was buttering the guy up! Can’t expect to have a house party without the host being a tad head over heels.

At that point it’s mine anyways, so don’t get any ideas

Oh also I have a lot of money or something