A Walking Shitpost

Two-bit: *walking up to locked door* allow me. locks are my specialty Two-bit: *throws brick through window*

everytime Tim shepard goes somewhere that weapons aren’t allowed theres like that classic sitcom scene where he spends a solid 20 minutes removing a never ending supply of weapons from his person. there’s just a straight up pile of knives and guns in front of him that’s bigger than he is. where was he keeping them I–

dating two bit would mean you have to put up with him pretending to propose every time you go out to eat because it means you get free cake

i’m a lil wine drunk but… hinton v obviously has a virgin/whore dichotomy in her head when she writes female characters, and it’s a disappointing lack of nuance from someone who gave both greaser and soc boys complexity in the outsiders? greaser girls are uniformly Sluts, and denied the humanity their male counterparts get— they’re loud, sleep around, smoke, curse, wear too much makeup, and that makes them irredeemable even while greaser dudes go around stabbing people. the only girls allowed an ounce of character development are cherry and marcia— both socs, and ‘nice girls’— and cathy, who’s pretty much a soc by proxy and deliberately contrasted with angela, a Very Bad Girl. god sis please do smth about that internalized misogyny i’m begging you

Hey I haven’t read The Outsiders since I was in 7th grade but it was kind of gay, right?

you ever think about that angela is in canon married to some guy cause she thought she was pregnant before 18

and it was mentioned in like the middle of sentence after he says he flunked chemistry like WHAT