Food Motivated Person

lemme just slip into something more comfortable *slides gently into an open grave*

Is this an episode of Supernatural?

i don’t think so, but let me check *steps behind the couch and mimes walking down a fligth of stairs*

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow

like the artist has specifically requested that people stop making this about their fandoms and romance bc it’s a personal piece about aromanticism

[Image Description by @mimzy-writing-online : a mostly black and white digital drawing of someone resting in their bed, their hand hanging over the edge. Tied around their index fingers are three threads in the colors blue, green, and yellow, for non-romantic connections or non-romantic soulmates instead of the traditional red for lovers. End Image Description]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"