Plot.Twist.Central

…you own an entire shopping basket full of paint pens …you have painted and moved out of you house during the hours of ten pm and 9 am …you have no eyebrows left …you have washed all your bedding 3x in one week …you spend more time in the bathroom than any room in your house …you’ve locked yourself in the bathroom at least once with your gun because you swear you heard someone starting to climb up the side of your house on a ladder …you enjoy the feeling of your asshole burning …everything in your room is labeled, organized and cleaned 10x over …you enjoy cleaning other peoples houses …you own buckets of random broken electronics …everything you own is drawn on with sharpie paint pens including your wheel center caps and steering wheel …you spend all your time driving looking in the rear view mirror …you’ve named your favorite pair of tweezers …you think they are out to get you …one of your relationship goals is to have someone pop the pimples/boils on your back …you have cut your grass at 1am with scissors and a head lamp …your favorite numbers are 10 & 2 …you take something apart so you can make it better, even though you don’t know how it works …your able to see your front door, back door, down the street in both directions and the lot behind your house all at the same time from an interior room with no windows …you have alarms set on your phone to remind you to drink water (btw You should drink some right now)