An Introspective Look At Insanity

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Bruh wtf ?! How

Ummmm. What? I need to know how it’s done!

That shits for real, I knew a guy who got fired from his job because they found out he was involved in a “domestic dispute”… turns out his wife just beat the crap out of him and he didn’t lay a finger on her. But he still didn’t get his job back. Anyone can be a victim

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

In French, instead of saying 80 (eighty), they say quatre-vignt. Quatre is the word for 4 (four) and vignt is the word for 20 (twenty). So instead of saying eighty, they say four-twenties, or 420. 420 is a weed reference and ‘lol blaze it’ refers to smoking weed. Meaning that a French-speaker would say quatre-vignt for 80, which is a weed reference.

You know, I really was hoping nobody would explain this ever so that thousands of people were left wondering. Not cool @jokes-explained

Find something that gives you peace, joy, or happiness and keep it sacred. For me it’s cooking breakfast in the mornings. I try to let that be the one time of day where I concentrate on just what’s at hand and making it enjoyable. It doesn’t have to be complicated, most mornings it’s some eggs, toast, Greek yogurt, and occasionally a cup of coffee; but it’s a space in my day where I don’t have to be anyone or anything. I’m just a guy making breakfast and eating it while letting my mind wander wherever it wants.

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I too work in IT and will vouch 1000% for this. I don’t even have anything stored on a cloud drive. My printer doesn’t even have an Ethernet port.

The more you have, the more good you need to do with it. I appreciate and am grateful for everything and everyone in my life everyday.

If alcohol was served at women’s clothing stores, they’d make a killing from the guys who would otherwise just be standing around

This inspired me to go out back and chop some wood for a fire this week!

Most punchable face in the world right there.

Let’s be real, damned few people could hack it if there was a revolution OR a zombie apocalypse. The second peoples iPhone start hitting 10% they’re going home because shit got hard suddenly.