Melody

How can one not miss these two?!?

Zayn is in the Weedgate Video.

Fandom: Ugh druggie trash.

Louis is in the Weedgate Video.

Fandom: Oh he’s just stressed out with everything.

Zayn is spotted out partying in mixed company.

Fandom: Man whore! I can’t believe he’d cheat on Perrie!

Louis is spotted out partying in mixed company.

Fandom: Aw bless, he’s just having a few drinks with friends. He deserves to relax, I dont know why the press makes this such a big deal.

Zayn becomes official Ambassador of the British Asian Trust & donates money & resources to various charities.

Fandom:    ….

Louis donates money & resources to various charities.

Fandom: Oh our darling boy, he’s so generous. We’re so proud!

Zayn leaves the band out of nowhere with zero press release, under shady circumstances and we never get a full explanation.

Fandom: Traitor!! We hate you. The boys are better off without you. 

Louis impregnates a complete random with zero press release, under shady circumstances and we never get a full explanation.

Fandom: This is clearly a stunt haha. No way this is real. Louis would never do that. That ho is obviously looking for attention. #Larry4Ever

Zayn defends his friend on Twitter.

Fandom: Traitor! *insert racist remark here*

Louis defends his friend on Twitter.

Fandom: Haha King of Sass. I love it. 

Zayn breaks up with long-term PR Relationship Girlfriend. Says nothing about it publicly.

Fandom: OMG he broke up with her in a text message? What a jerk. Shes better off, he was a cheater anyway.

Louis  breaks up with long-term PR Relationship Girlfriend. Says nothing about it publicly.

Fandom: Finally he can be with Harry without all that bullshit. I llike Eleanor and all but Im so happy they are both free.

Zayn faves a pic of Kylie on Twitter

Fandom: Ugh he so gross, he just ended his relationship, what a creep.

Louis faves pic of Rihanna on Twitter.

Fandom: Haha cute, I love Ri Ri.

Zayn retweets a couple things regarding the music industry & a song he likes. Only responding when he is personally attacked by an uninvolved third party.

Fandom: What a child. I can’t believe he would shade Taylor & Little Mix. He’s a misogynistic asshole. Fuck him I’m glad he left. 

Louis intentionally drags someone on Twitter, going directly for them.

Fandom: Haha! #tomlinsonslaysagain

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