cel / chro

ur so fucking weird. ill never understand you or your disgusting fondness for milk. why milk?? theres absolutely nothing appealing about it. when i think of milk i think of nothing but disgust and chaos. its the bane of my fucking existence because it’s so painfully mid and for some reason when i tell people that they think im crazy. its bad, end of story. if you think anything other than my opinion then youre dead wrong and you need to do some serious self-reflection. i cant imagine milk being one of the best things in life when there is so much joy and whimsy around us constantly. find something else please i’m begging

dude fuck you. fuck you. actually fuck you. you Are insane. milk is so fucking good and youre just upset and jealous because you know no one can ever love you as much as i love milk. it's one if the best drinks out there its a classic its soft and its good and its a little thick and its amazing and i dont think theres a limit to how much milk i could drink if goven the opportunity. you are sick and twisted and messed up and your opinion genuinelly pisses me off so bad because it SUCKS. and i feel bad for you my heart is breaking dor you because youre so stuffed in the head you dont even understand what youre missing out on. i hope you suffer in the fiery pits of hell. milk is great.

shut UPPPP. you are so fucking strange what is wrong with you. if hell had pits of warm milk you’d swan dive off the edge of heaven just to get a tiny taste. just backflipping off for no fucking reason because your love for milk overrides all rational thought that you’re occasionally capable of. you’d land in that pit, take one tiny sip, and quickly realize that milk tastes like shit, and is easily the worst beverage option available to humanity. or, you would have that realization if you were normal, but you’re not. you’ll allow yourself to be blissfully ignorant and just plain wrong because you can’t get ur own head out of ur ass and face the fucking music. the lyrics are screaming that milk is bad, but you cant realize that for some unknown reason. i’d never be ur gf because that would mean i would be associated with a milk-loving maniac who cant face the truth. i would feel sorry for you, but i just don’t because at this point u should know better.

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