edward is only the fastest cullen because he spent so many years running away from his feelings

esme’s black eyes rb if you agree

will i ever shut up about bella swan being bi? no probably not

twilight au where Bella’s whole grade takes a field trip to the forks community pool and Edward is so shaken by the sight of Bella in a swimsuit that he trips ass over elbows into the deep end

u ever just wanna cuddle w esme?

edward always gets so excited when he learns something new about bella, the fact that her mind is mute to him means that whenever she mentions something he didn’t already know about her he treats it like a precious gift so one night bella tells him that she can read palms and edward is so fascinated by this new piece of information. he asks her to please read his palm and bella takes his hand in both of hers, trailing her fingers over his lifeline and letting out thoughtful sounds as she thoroughly examines his hand. then she looks up at him and goes “it says that you’re a nerd.”

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

since twilight is randomly trending i just wanna say that the real reason renesmee tried to kill bella in utero was because she heard her decide to name her fucking renesmee

If emmett had a tumblr he would be the most outraged about the porn ban not because he posts porn but because he uses the word nipples a lot and he keeps getting flagged

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella bella: diamints