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Ic eom twelf geara eald and ic wynn genam ymbe þá gemænscipe Hāmstūces, Lōc Uton, TADC, and Þæs Mandeles Catalogus.

Ic eom wynsum þæs þæra scipa þe sind: Diric x Gæde, Sollewx x Eridan, Dæfes x Cearl and Pomni x Jax.

Ne cūme þū tō mīnre bōge gif þū eart proshipper, darkshipper, dēorlufiend, cildlufiend oþþe on gemǣnnesse, hatere þāra scipa þe ic ġemǣnde.

Dorian S. Walten, son of Rosemary and Jack Walten, second oldest child

closer view of his face

age: 12 years

birthday: May 21st, 1961

height: 4'11

idea maker and artist like his mother Rosemary

left alone with Sophie after her death, but swears he could hear her voice after her death

huge mama's boy before her death

represented by the rabbit

age in 1982: 21/22

age in modern times: 64, very grumpy [like Otto from the movie, A Man Named Otto]

my new trollsona

Zvezda Kyndar

best buds with bronze blood troll Charly [ @fanatic-panic's trollsona]

5.54 solsweeps old [12 years old in hooman years like me]

huge lolcat

trollhandle: stuckinSpace

named after Zvezda, a habitation module upon the ISS

idol: Neil Armstrong

lives with younger brother Soyuzz Kyndar, who is 4.62 solsweeps old, 10 years old in hooman years like my real baby bro

Soyuzz