Starry Eyed

he/him but like in the wolf way

What if we were canines and we were really excited to see eachother and we touched noses then ran off together and played for hours what would you even do???

I like the word “witchery” because of its linguistic similarity to “fuckery.” Witchcraft is fuckery; fuckery is witchcraft. They are inextricably connected in my mind and it makes me happy.

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

this is... not entirely false, actually 

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

growing up by the sea really makes you understand why sailors were Like That back in the day. yeah the sea is the love of my life and i'm nothing to her but my heart belongs to her and her alone. she's a cruel, uncaring temptress and she wants to steal me away and eat me alive but to die in her cold, dark abyssal embrace would be such a wonderful way to die.

and there be Creatures in there