âIâm sorry itâs not a normal kind of date.  I just remembered Iâd agreed to help Shikiba and I didnât want to cancel on you outrightâŚâ
âFor all the experience I have, this could be a completely normal date!â said Nagito cheerfully.
âBut do you know what Celeste said when I told her?  She said âWell, I wouldnât trust you pair of submissive lambikins around any kind of toolsââŚâ  Makoto unlocked the garden shed.  âBut then I asked if she meant she wanted to come help, and she said âThatâs what I have men for, dearâ.  Like, make up your mind!â
âItâs not as though weâre doing anything dangerous,â said Nagito, picking up a trowel and giving it an uncertain heft.
âHe even labelled them for us, he said.â Â Sure enough, Makoto found the small sack marked Early Onions without difficulty.
Nagito had found some gardening gloves; he handed Makoto a second pair. Â See, they were off to a great start!
âAll right.  He said itâs this bed over here, the one under the cherry treeâŚâ
Nagito followed him with the rest of the gear, sparing the tree a wry look.  It was bare, of course, being February.  No blossoms for Makotoâs birthday.  But maybe there would be for Nagitoâs!  He could take Nagito to look at them.  Yes, theyâd go together and theyâd hold handsâNagito would finally agree to let people see they were dating, heâd realise he was worthy of Makotoâbetter yet, heâd realise there was no such thing as worthy, and then maybe⌠maybe theyâd kiss!  In front of the trees and everyone!  Now there was a hopeful thought.
Makoto tripped over his feet in excitement and planted his face in the bare earth.
âAre you inspecting the beds personally?â asked Nagito with all that subtle irony he displayed sometimes.
âYeah, something like that.â Â Makoto picked himself off, brushed off his nose and the knees of his uniform pantsâon reflection, he shouldâve done like Nagito had and changed into something more casual before heading off to grub around in the dirt. Â Heâd been too excited to think about details. Â Cute guy and all that.
Nagito smoothly folded his long legs into a kneel.  âAh⌠Shikiba really didnât leave much to chance.â  He held up a hand-drawn diagram of a bulb, tiny feathery roots and all, firmly labelled PLANT THIS END DOWN.
âI guess everyone thinks weâre that hopeless,â said Makoto with a rueful grin.
Nagitoâs laugh was gentle, as if apologising for its audibility. Â Makoto wanted to hear it more often. Â âThen theyâre wrong. Â Itâs never hopeless with Makoto around. Â By definition.â
âAre you talking aboutâah, Nagito, you know Ultimate Hope is just a nickname my classmates came up with!  Now I think about it, it must have been after I tried cheering Toko up one too many timesâŚâ
âThat many Ultimates canât be wrong, thatâs what I always say,â said Nagito, who was capable of digging in his heels on certain topics every bit as effectively as he was currently digging in the onion bulbs.
Makoto stuck out his tongue, but he continued in Nagitoâs wake, patting down the soil and giving the bulbs their first watering-can baths.
It looked as though, in spite of certain peopleâs expectations, their task would soon be finished without any disasters at all.
âI wonder how long until we see them growing,â said Makoto. Â Dim recollections arose of the time heâd planted an acorn and checked back hourly on its progress, before running to his mother at dinner time in tears because it hadnât become a tree. Â Hey, heâd been five, all right?!
âAssuming my accursed presence hasnât poisoned them somehow,â Nagito offered cheerfully.  âKnowing my luck, theyâll all wither and the soil will go completely barren, or theyâll grow into homicidal monsters, orâŚâ
âOr,â said Makoto, before the ball of hypothetical horrors could really get rolling, âwhat if itâs good luck instead, and they all grow big and beautiful and tasty in stir fries?â
âOh, no, I think Iâve already identified the good luck in this situation,â said Nagito with hooded eyes.
âReally? Â Whatâs thâ Nagito, whyâs your bag glowing?â
Nagito followed his eyes.  He took off his gloves and opened his book bag.  âAhâŚâ he said.
Makoto realised what it was just before Nagito produced his wand. Â The weird, dark metal wand, one of the pair theyâd found by accident while out walking together. Â Glowing, which was why theyâd originally seen them, but hadnât happened since then.
âDo you think it senses danger?â
Makoto picked up his own backpack.
âHa! Â So you donât want to be far from yours either?â
âI feel all uneasy and lonely if I get too far away from it, a little like when Iâm away from⌠um, from home,â Makoto quick-thinkingly unadmitted. Ha, and to think Kyoko had called him an open book!  âBut mine isnât glowing, look, so either it doesnât mean that or⌠heehee⌠Iâm the threat.â
Nagito gasped dutifully at Makotoâs fierce face and intimidating flex. Â But he did grin a little. Â âIf I ever find the Ultimate Hope is my adversary, Iâm switching sides.â
Makoto zipped his backpack up again. Â âSo maybe yours wants you to transform. Â You could try it.â
âI donât even know how it happened the first time. Â Do you?â
âUm, no.â Makoto frowned and touched his chin with a knuckle, a gesture heâd unconsciously picked up from Nagito.  âMaybe wave it around?  Twirl with it?  Is there a magic word written on itâŚ?â
âNo, no and no,â said Nagito dizzily. Â âI donât even think I was thinking anything special that first time. Â All I remember was feelingâum, well, that surely wasnât it.â
Makoto leaned forward like a puppy seeing a ball. Â âWhat? Â What?â
âOh, nothing⌠um.â  Nagito squirmed.  âI was just feeling very⌠extremely gaââ
It happened immediately. Â Nagitoâs formerly quivering fingers clamped firmly around the wand and he struck an unlikely pose, spine bent such that somehow his chest and his rear were in view at once. Â Blood-red ribbons of light spilled out and cocooned him. Â Makoto even thought he heard a faint theme song.
Nagitoâs high heels touched the ground again. Â He looked down and smoothed his slinky red cocktail dress.
Makoto choked on a giggle.  At the questioning look, he said, âTheyâre backâŚâ
âWhat areâoh no.â Â Nagito reached up and tugged at one fuzzy cat ear. âMagical girl and catboy now? Â How is this reasonable?â
âI donât know about reasonable, but itâs cute.â
âYes, but we didnât even turn into cats⌠dog⌠animal people on the same dayâthey were completely separate incidents!â
âMaybe your magic wand found it cute too.â
Nagitoâs fluffy white tail lashed. Â He started to lick a hand, then thrust it embarrassedly behind his back. Â âAnd what was even the point of this?â he demanded of the magic wand.
âOohâŚâ said Makoto.
ââŚjust trying to have a normal date with a very adorable boy and you go around glowing and, and giving people hairy ears willy-nillyâŚâ
âUmâŚâ said Makoto, who was all squeaky inside after being described as very adorable.
ââŚappreciate some idea of what you want me to do here.  I mean, magical girl powers arenât exactly something the guidance counsellor can help with, and Iâve asked herâŚâ
ââŚsaid it wasnât even the weirdest thing sheâs been asked by a student at this school, which is saying somethiâyes, Makoto?â
ââŚoh,â said Nagito, accurately.
The onions were growing bigâŚ
âNyaow!â Nagito hissed and swiped his wand at a waist-high bundle of leaves. Â The leaves took no notice, neither to attack him nor to quail away from his indignant hiss. Â The bulb at the base of those leaves, half submerged in soil, was massive, more like the size of a pumpkin.
The onions stopped growing with a self-satisfied chlorophyllic creak.
ââŚYeah,â said Nagito, slinking farther away from the garden bed before anything else could happen.
âDo you think thatâs your magic power? Â Nagito, thatâs such a cool power! Theyâre blooming like crazy!â
âI donât think onions bloom, do they?â
âI have no idea, but Iâm pretty sure they donât normally do that, either.â
They stared at the vegetable garden a little more. Â Then, both at once, they started laughing.
âOnions, right? Pungent and making people cry. Â Perfect imagery for me!â
âNooooo, onions are good!  Theyâre good in cooking, they give things flavour, and⌠they have like, circles.  Whatâs the word?  Like layers!  Theyâre complicated, just like you!â
âYou think Iâm good?â Â Makoto realised Nagito had stopped laughing.
âYes, silly catboy, I think youâre very good.â Â He stuck out his tongue, just to be extra convincing.
Nagito wordlessly reached out and brushed a petal out of his hair.
âAnd Iâm not sorry weâre dating, even if weird stuff like this happens every time.â Â A falling petal tickled his nose. Â He rubbed it with the back of his gardening glove. Â âAt least I get to experience the weird stuff with you.â
Nagito shuffled his feet. Â Or maybe he was just trying to keep the heels from sinking into the grass. Â He rubbed the back of his neck, trailing the red veils that formed part of his distractingly alluring outfit. Â They looked kind of nice, spangled with pink petals.
âWait a minute,â said Makoto, looking up.
At the riotously blossoming cherry tree.
They gawped at each other, framed in falling flowers. Â Then one of them reached for the otherâs hand, and later on neither remembered who it had been.
They did remember the kisses, though. Â So it was a pretty good date after all.