am i alive and well 0r am i dreaming dead

> You purge the thoughts from your mind as you walk past your lusus. She looks so cute curled up on herself, taking a nap in the first block of your hive. She’s right by the door like a little ram guard.

> You open it and smile at him, wider than usual. You’d decided to do a lame prank on him, one that you were absolutely sure would work. You’d consulted a John on the matter.

> It was a grade A prank. You were going to make him sit on a chair with clear glue on it. Mwa ha ha.

yeah... my pleasure.

> You squint a little harder, just to make it very clear that you know she's up to something. You just don't know what that something is. You'll figure it out, though. Probably. Maybe... Hopefully.

> God damn it, what is she planning?

Actually no.  No.  I have definitely heard worse.

i was 0n the run from the pun p0lice (a terezi) and to hide, aradia t0ld me to c0ver myself in paint.