i am mariah the elusive chanteuse

A bottom is born

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

Hey do you guys take constructive criticism.

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

worst fucking post. absolutely abhorrent and irredeemable.

👭STANDING

Slendergirl.

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed