That's Pugface To You

bro it’s okay the hoes are gone i scared them off. you can come out now.

b.....babey

this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football

@hanleialukes

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

REGRETS

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

are you okay :(

My feet are cold as FUCK dude

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.