It’s! T!V! Time!!!

And the one handling all you fans’ mail is gonna be… your [favorite] co-host, the [BIG SHOT] himself— Spamton G. Spamton!

(All the mail goes through me. So no weird stuff reaches Tens, get me?)

‘Course, I’m not the only one who cares about the fans. So feel free to ask questions about (or, [$&#*], even to) any of the [[TV TIME]] staff! Can’t promise they’ll answer, though. Except the big guy. Barely set up the [You’ve Got Mail!] and he’s already waiting for the first letter…

Anyways! For those who know the [Hyperlink Blocked]. That is to say. “Predestiny”. That. Actually. Turns out. Differently, here. So. Don’t make any. Creepy assumptions. Aight?

Happy belated 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️

The one day of the [12 month period] where I get [Fully opaque] and we [We missed you!].

That’s right!! A bunch of you folks were commenting on this earlier! We swapped the size difference on today’s show! I shrunk down enough that Spammy looks ✨ HUGE ✨ compared to me!

Also, we’re sellin’ a [fungible token ], except it’s. [Free ] and [everyone needs to own this ]!

Spam, that’s just a picture of 💕Angel🪽.

EVERYONE’s gotta [Look at this ]!!!

…But! But! BUT!!!! you can ALSO [have it ] the [Ssilly Scribbler] I made for ya. An [exclusive images] just for our [Viewersss]!

Turn ON the TV!!!!!!

Ain’t it [Crystal Clear]? ‘Course, [Take a breaks] so ya don’t [Eye damage].

But maybe leave the volume on…!

Hell yeah! For that sweet, sweet [TV static ASMR 24 Hours]

But if you’re askin’ what we do on [brake], the answer is [Rest and relaxation], haheaheh!

Don’t think our 🎉 partying 🎊 days are behind us!! Cuz they aren’t!!

Oooooh!!! Gingerbread cookies! My 🩵favorite🩵! Thank you, dear friend!

you will never guess who i am its a mystery

mehehehehe

Hi Kris!!! You can’t steal a pie I made FOR YOU!

[for free ]!

But! Please don’t steal our daughter without asking first! We can arrange something!!!

Oh!! Is that the ✨ new movie ✨ everyone’s talking about? Is it any good?? I’m curious!

Tenna. Do you have a favourite part of show production? Why?

-W

I still do the [Postal] if only for old times’ sake. Most of the Lightners [[spam filter]], but… ya know. Still [productive side hustles for ]!

That’s right. An’ we [figure] we’d do somethin’ for the [Date Night]. Might be [100% tree sap], but we [glue] some [inspurachinal messages] together to make a [Big One].

We made a 🩵Love🩵 Collage!

Our [business partnerships] — eh. Marriage, might look [Difference] from some. [real fans will know] we’re both [Aromantic Spectrum], but we still [ILOVEYOU] an’ like to [celebrate our bond]. Just cuz we kiss with our [nose ] instead of [ewww Don’t kiss me on the face??] don’t make it any less [Specil].

And we believe that all forms of love and friendship matter!

So… [Happy Valentine’s], folks!

…I think ya can [setup] m3 [Down arrow] [[BBUy now!!!!]].

What?? What?? Was that you, 🍃Kris❤️?

-🍵🍰

Aheh, you [Flattery will get you everywhere] us…! But I [Believer] the only [stock footage] we got is [Celebrity magazine cover] an’ stuff.

Can’t find anything REALLY interesting, but!! We’ll try to make a ⭐️ SPECIAL ⭐️ picture sometime! Especially with the season of 💕 Love 💞 right around the corner!

I still remember [Backstock] when you [make me ] do that [Fashion Segment ] for [Valentine’s Sales].

Oh god.

So I [thought it was time] to share that I’m a [Plural System]. Might see some [email signature ] or [ new names, new faces] as a [[End result]] goin’ forward.

Anyways, we know you’re really [here for the fun stuff], so why not have a [Picture perfect ] of me in my [Primetime]? Yeah, I can make anythin’ [Looks good on TV!]

Happy new year’s , folks. [Thanks for tuning in]!

*January 1, 2000. 12 AM.

“…Spamton.”

“…Huh…?”

“It’s the new year. It’s 2000.”

“So… are [what you’re saying is]…?

“You… you made it…! Spammy… you made it!!”

“So. [I’m still standin’]? You’re sayin’ we made it [through and through] the [Y2K]…?

“In one piece…!”

- You know who this is :)

Hey, it’s the “Brownie Fairy”!

Oh, she ❤️loves❤️ these!! She loves ‘em so much that she wanted to share her brownie art with you!

She’s got a [natural talent] for this [type of thing]. Might be [next Picasso] if she wants to!

H-hey there! [Welcome back]! Things are goin’ [[Peachy]]!

We got Angel a xylophone for Christmas, so now we get a ✨ performance ✨ every day!

It’s [cute]!

VERY well!!! It’s become a [permanent fixture of the home] !

And we can all get in on the fun! It’s perfect!

Hope it doesn’t [[structural collapse]] anytime soon!