huh?

id kill bear eridan in a blink of an eye, its be easy too im just that powwerful,

can i be the actual bearidan, im the fat one,

id havve more sympathy for you if you wwere a troll,

anywways i got mauled by a pack of giant rats twoday, wwhich wwas neww, i think,

evvery time a john or otherwwise showws up on my dash im reminded that i wwanna beat their ass until they learn howw to use compound wwords correctly,

at this point ivve stopped givvin them actual advvice, this time i told them to covver up the laptop to send it to sleep like a goddamned bird,

evvery day they threaten to break more and more tech and its ruinin my fuckin life,

i hate my hivemate, genuinely,

hold on wwhen the fuck did i start followwin 400+ people,