Alohamora

baby: m…m…

mom: mommy?

Happy New Years, everybody! And happy birthday to @sarawalterart!! ❤️💙

Jhonni: “They found that new animal in Africa, and they said it got that new flu. That, uh, that zeek flu. The little flu that infects the babies? Is that an animal or something?”

Interviewer: “No, that’s something else.”

Jhonni: “This is a human?”

Interviewer: “Yeah. Azealia Banks.”

 Jhonni: “Like, it breathes?”

Interviewer: [laughs] “Come on, Jhonni. You know who I’m talking about.”

Jhonni: “Never heard of her.”

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

Then I think why people scroll past when they see this about the father

But then I remember many dad’s just ain’t shit let alone there (Referreing to the one’s who leave by choice not taken by the system)

Then I count my blessings that my father is not within that category.