Turtle Power!

Blondes really cause the most trouble. For example my best friend in the world, tsunade. Shes tried to kill me, what, 73 times now? Makes you think. That other one, that creepy little minato boy. They all said ohh orochimaru he won against you in the bid to become hokage, but who even signed me up? the little boy? The little blonde boy signed me up? I don't want to be hokage. I've just signed a record deal, im a single mother, i need to soak my body in acid for forty four days to shed my entire epidermis, i have to pay for my eldest's nicotine addiction. I do freelance missile launch coding. The little blond boy can be hokage, is what I said, I'm packed to my gills with appointments, engagements, rendezvouses and tête-à-têtes, I can't possibly be hokage, not in this outfit, certainly. And what did he do? The idiot gets killed by some dog in the woods. Fox. Whatever. My point is we really reduce the amount of blondes running about the place. Sasuke are you listening