Appel Du Vide

What, you don’t drink water straight from the lake? What do you drink it from, your wife’s pussy?

Item: double-ended flask so you and your homie can share a beverage

What if one dude is spitting the liquid in and the other is sucking it out.

What if it’s piss?

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

It cleans the inch thick plaque of dried cum out of them.

Once cows figure it out, they’ll be sucking the fuck out of human titties.

And I’ll be right there with them! Have to get my cheese from somewhere.

#cytoftb

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either way somethings getting plowed

Look up the first google image result for “headcrab butt shake”

Shot glasses for milk.

You really are the cum of the earth

Me when I masturbate in public.

Need a baddie who will inject dmt in my buttcheek while we watch 240p deadliest warrior clips and shoot fireworks at eachother indoors

Need that police standoff pussy

Why would you want a vagina to shoot an unarmed black man?