fall into this reckless love

shirt that says i get dads pregnant

walking into the kitchen to find your f/o spraying whipped cream from the can straight into their mouth

fictional men who are super concentrated in their work but glance up, back down at their work, then up again when they realize that it is you 🥺 who greet you with a “hi, baby” and smile wide when you kiss their cheek

self shipping isn’t enough i need to leave my teeth imprint on his skin

Guys what if there was a character

f/o makes you in tomodachi life only to give you the fuckass hot dog costume and refuses to take it off

@impishthing

Keychains and pins are getting too boring, i think there should be more unconventional F/O merch options available, like a food grade silicone pendant in the shape of your F/O that you can chew and gnaw on whenever you want, thats what the people need i think

Picking up f/o by the scruff and dangling them around a little.