when’s it my turn to have someone to play split fiction with? 🌝

the danny devito jersey mikes ad is back and playing twice at one time, they’re onto me i fear

not to quote an absolute icon or anything but here i am, once again

anyone else ever think about kesha’s cover of run devil run? or just me??

did we all leave a six pack and a can of whoop ass out for 3/16 day?

was so brave and didn’t rewatch slc punk last night but now i’m rewatching dinner in america so there’s still much 2 b said

love how tumblr is like ‘but are you SURE you want to unfollow this blog’ like it doesn’t make you jump through hoops to get to the unfollow button now anyway

selfied and ran, that’s my m.o honestly 😬