It'll Happen Sometimes

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

"Cake, serves 10" yes I in10d to finish it

Looks like the kittens I have in my yard.

Priceless. Will need therapy.

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Except when it catches up to you and you start spiraling

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived