So perfect

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

3am is a time to imagine a woman you love with her hands around your throat while your head is blissfully empty

that post thats like "you're not unlovable you've just been spending a lot of time alone in your room" is true for everyone but me. i'm unlovable i've just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

i am tired of your surface level life bullshit, give me depths that scare the living shit out of me