This River is Wild

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

idk whats going on i havent watched baseball in a while but i think these two nearly identical men in blue are mediators between men and god telling him his time is up and that he has to return to the source now

stupid fucking slut hour 

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

i hope a wizard imprisons elon musk in an nft

Every fortune cookie I've ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you

mice in the 1920s would scuttle into squeakeasies and drink illegal liquor from discarded cufflinks

As a person of Gay Voice experience I think more characters should be free to sound like CGI Pinocchio. Acting is such a famously gay field yet actors are told to act straight to get their parts… we need more characters with Starbucks barista voice and I think we should start dubbing over old films to right a historical wrong, starting with an even gayer version of Luke Skywalker

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.